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GAMEDAY: Opening Round vs Sydney

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4 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Not enough credit given to Swans. Suffocating our ball movement and cutting through our zone too easy with shirt kicks and switches. 

Nah we're playing sshhiittee and not taking our ample chances.

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    1 minute ago, TheWiz said:

    Settle Dees. 1Q thoughts:

    - Viney, great as always

    - Sparrow, inspired

    - ANB, good 1% ers

    - Spargo, would rather Billings

    - Schache, don’t know if he is AFL quality

    A bulldogs mate of mine said that Schache can’t create a win, it needs to be given to him by others and that was a frustration with him as a player. Hope he’s wrong.

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    For The trainwatchers do we actually bring footballs to training?

    Our skill level is absolutely infuriating. 

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    Fumbly and panicky, making some real dumb decisions. Add in the bad goal kicking and it’s no surprise we’re behind. 

    I think we’ll get better as it goes on but Christ it’s hard to watch 

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    Bailey Laurie, Charlie Spargo, Ed Langdon, please get out of my football side.

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    Just now, Chook said:

    Sorry but Bailey Laurie is awful.

    I'm yet to see anything in his career that suggests he is AFL level

    WHERE IS OLIVER???

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    WHAT THE [censored] AM I WATCHING!!!

    Totally incomprehensible how we can still have EXACTLY the same problems as last year.

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    Our skills are horrible. Fumbly, stodgy and hard to watch 

     

    Arsey [censored].

    1 minute ago, BDA said:

    Fritschy playing poorly 

    He's not alone 

    I'd drag the next champion that does an underground handball.

    I hope Hunter's ok soon so we can drop Langdon.

    Move Tracca fwd coz it ain't working Goody.


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