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1 hour ago, TassieDevil said:

There was a clear "kicking in danger" vs Hawks that was not paid. He looked to be impacted by that

Yes, it was obvious to everyone at the ground except the umpires

 

I gues getting the ball 30+ times a match eventually catches up with you. No longer leather poisoning, but bone bruising

 

A dislocation at training and he’s sent for precautionary scans, and all of a sudden reports of things supposedly seen in a game played last Saturday, take over the thread. How Demonland!!

Clarry's hands are so fast, I'd be surprised if a scan showed up as any more than a blur


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48 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

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There’s no hits — In fact just opposite with Mayesy running round and Lever tipped to play alongside Clarry for that matter so I’d say it’s been an extremely positive day  

 
43 minutes ago, Tolstoys Nudge said:

There’s no hits — In fact just opposite with Mayesy running round and Lever tipped to play alongside Clarry for that matter so I’d say it’s been an extremely positive day  

Absolutely 💯% These injuries could have been so much worse. 
Saturday night will be dam hard, but if we can get over Port, it will be a great result for the entire list 

3 hours ago, hardtack said:

A dislocation at training and he’s sent for precautionary scans, and all of a sudden reports of things supposedly seen in a game played last Saturday, take over the thread. How Demonland!!

I hear you HT,  ..but I also saw a Dee reach to pick up the ball then a Hawk kicked it off the ground in danger (no free). The commentator didn't mention it. Reminded me of school games years ago. Cheers Tim


By one maggot in particular. God i hope we don't get him again..

2 hours ago, Rob Mac...... said:

I hear you HT,  ..but I also saw a Dee reach to pick up the ball then a Hawk kicked it off the ground in danger (no free). The commentator didn't mention it. Reminded me of school games years ago. Cheers Tim

Yeah Rob, I did see that as well; from memory it was in the second half of the game (I was at band rehearsal and missed the first half), and I’m pretty sure (read 86.6748888%) it was not Oliver. 

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2 hours ago, hardtack said:

Yeah Rob, I did see that as well; from memory it was in the second half of the game (I was at band rehearsal and missed the first half), and I’m pretty sure (read 86.6748888%) it was not Oliver. 

Yeah, I was about 86.674888% sure it wasn't Oliver too. As a guitarist I was too busy cringing for my hands. Hope your bands gig goes well Tim! 

Edited by Rob Mac......

Updated Injury List

  PLAYER INJURY LENGTH
LEVER Jake.png Jake Lever Knee Test
OLIVER Clayton.png Clayton Oliver Hand Test
SESTAN Oliver.png Oliver Sestan Concussion Test
MAY Steven.png Steven May Ribs 1 Week
HUNTER Lachie.png Lachie Hunter Calf 1 Week
TURNER Daniel.png Daniel Turner Hip 2-3 Weeks
SPARGO Charlie.png Charlie Spargo Achilles 2-4 Weeks
MCADAM Shane.png Shane McAdam Hamstring 3-5 Weeks
BOWEY Jake.png Jake Bowey Shoulder 7 Weeks
MELKSHAM Jake.png Jake Melksham ACL 12-14 Weeks

Clarry with a significant brace on his fingers on instagram…

Edited by Neitz the Great


20 hours ago, Rob Mac...... said:

Yeah, I was about 86.674888% sure it wasn't Oliver too. As a guitarist I was too busy cringing for my hands. Hope your bands gig goes well Tim! 

Sunday was a fantastic gig Rob. We had Richard Burgman from the Saints and Sunnyboys sitting in on guitar, Paul Field from an old 80’s band called The Cockroaches doing a bit of singing, Murray from The Wiggles (Paul Field used to manage them), playing some guitar, as well as a bunch of other people. So much fun and I am pleased to report that my energy levels lasted out the whole gig. Next one is coming up next Saturday at Smith’s Alternative in Canberra (6th April).

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4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

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Just choose your meme, really.

 

 

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Oh ohh😵😵‍💫🤯 just reported on 7 news


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