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Tomorrow night: Jesse and Toby; yes, please. Jeremy, not so much, thank you

 

makes me ill thinking about these prelims

not sure i can gather the nerve or interest to watch them

I've been avoiding footy since Friday who gives a rats, just get us a Full Forward.

 
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1 minute ago, DubDee said:

makes me ill thinking about these prelims

not sure i can gather the nerve or interest to watch them

My OP was just at a specific emotional level, DD; the boys finals are dead to me now (unless Collingwood and Carlton both crash and burn...) I've moved on, very happily, to the girls' very entertaining campaign.

I’ll feel better if GWS and Lions win, not just because I hate the other two sides, but because we should have beaten both of them, and it’ll leave the continued feeling of ‘what if’… 


2 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

I've been avoiding footy since Friday who gives a rats, just get us a Full Forward.

was it really just 6 days since the Blues game?

man it’s been a long and terrible 2 weeks

1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

My OP was just at a specific emotional level, DD; the boys finals are dead to me now (unless Collingwood and Carlton both crash and burn...) I've moved on, very happily, to the girls' very entertaining campaign.

yep, looking forward to seeing Aimee Mackin debut tomorrow night in Hawthorn. she’ll be a star i reckon

GWS by a point after a controversial disallowed Collingwood goal deep in the last quarter, the camera then panning to Eddie McGuire’s stunned mullet, triple chinned beetroot face in the crowd. Our straight sets exit would almost be worth it just to see that. 

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[censored] Collingwood, [censored] Carlton. 

Also [censored] Brisbane (read zorko).

 

 

I'm still angry about last week.

I hate the filth.

3 magpie attacks in the past month have deepened my hatred. I reported 2 of them on magpiealert.com.

 

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38 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I hate the filth.

3 magpie attacks in the past month have deepened my hatred. I reported 2 of them on magpiealert.com.

 

Let us know how many weeks they get 

1 hour ago, Nascent said:

[censored] Collingwood, [censored] Carlton. 

Also [censored] Brisbane (read zorko).

 

 

I'm still angry about last week.

I'm still.angry about 2 weeks ago.

It should be us playing tonight and the pies tomorrow night against Brisbane. But it's our fault we can't kick.

Really hoping the giants start well and shut the ferals up. I just desperately want them to win and obviously Brisbane tomorrow night.

I'll however be mainly watching the storm tonight in their prelim. 

A giants/storm would be great 


I'll be cheering on the boys in orange with great gusto tonight. We're terribly disappointed after our [censored] the bed performances but if there's one thing that can cheer us up its the sight of the orange boys silencing the MCG. 

Blues fans have very low expectations so won't be as much enjoyment if they lose. A 100+ point shellacking might sour the euphoria they've been feeling though. 

Hard to see any result aside from Pies v Lions GF.   Lions to win by a point of course - camera cut to Bucks 😂

Giants are not great at the G and will be intimidated by the crowd surely

This twilight kick off for a prelim is bizarre. as if sleeping in your own bed after the game matters as opposed the Blues relaxing in brisbane for the night and flying back in the morning. After a huge game having the ice baths and recovery would arguably by preferable to being cooped up on the plane. 


If Jesse and Bedford can kick 6 goals between them (and GWS win) we should offer them life membership. 

There's s "special report" in The Age on the magnificence of Nick Daicos. I can't bring myself to look at it and I'm certainly not posting a link. Go Giants!

1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

It should be us playing tonight and the pies tomorrow night against Brisbane. But it's our fault we can't kick.

Really hoping the giants start well and shut the ferals up. I just desperately want them to win and obviously Brisbane tomorrow night.

I'll however be mainly watching the storm tonight in their prelim. 

A giants/storm would be great 

There have been so many news stories about the Blues' cheer squad travelling to Brisbane. They were/are so excited.

I feel so sorry for the Demon Army (WCW et al). It should have been them. 

 

 

Anyone but Collingwood.

Pies and Lions are certainly the most deserving at this point. If GWS wins tonight we absolutely want Brisbane to win because Carlton will beat GWS in a GF.


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