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GAMEDAY: QF vs Collingwood

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How TF is [censored] McStay getting on top of us.

We’re supposed to have the best (or close) defence in the league.

And where TF is Salem? Completely unsighted thus far. 

Edited by rolling fog

 
Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

How'srt down backthat playing a less tall down back going for you Goodwin??

McStay has shown we're a tall short down back 


The best thing McDonald can do is admit the game is past him and retire from the game…

We just don’t have the players in the forward line. Put Petty and Melksham into the team, and it all looks very different. Laurie is not in the same ballpark as Brayshaw. 

And bring back Burgess - we’re being outrun on transition. 

Rivers having not such a good game…

 
1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

The worst part is we are screwed for the rest of the finals as we don’t have any key forwards left.

Exactly.

44 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Can we get Port’s Dr down to the ground, stat!

 

I’m not coping. Mrs Super is a Pies person (along with that entire side of the family) and she is being very understanding and providing pastoral care 

If only I could be so lucky. My husband has got chummy with the morons sitting behind me. My radio has just died so I can’t even block their noise out. No comforting for me. 😩 


Laughing at everyone blaming the forward line, even Dunstall or Plugger would've struggled with these awful entries, take a look at the mids first and foremost.

Surely we need to put Smith behind the ball. We have set up with three "talls" in the back half for most of the season. He plays tall and has closing speed and is not needed up forward.

Midfield has to lift. Come on this is pathetic. 


GET ANGRY!!!!

GET FIRED UP!!

7 minutes, let’s put a few on and flex in the last. I think we’re the fitter team and can run it out we just need a window and to capitalise on possession and forward entries   

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Salem needs to be dropped. Simple.

The most outside of outside players - totally unsuited to the big bodies and physicality the filth have brought tonight 

2 in a row is mission Impossible 

7 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

2 goals in nearly 3 quarters of football in finals is embarrassing 

And Goody said Tmac was moving well.

Been a great player but I  hope he doesn't  play again.


1 minute ago, rolling fog said:

How TF is [censored] McStay getting on top of us.

We’re supposed to have the best (or close) defence in the league.

And where TF is Salem? Completely unsighted thus far. 

We are sending May and Lever up the ground, and leaving Rivers and McVee to match against them. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Goodwin no clue today 

1 minute ago, loges said:

McStay has shown we're a tall short down back 

Its been a major selection blunder.

The 3rd tall defender was why our defensive system was number 1 in the competition. 

Here I was having faith back on our coaching staff again.

So disappointing 

7 minutes ago, Mickey said:

Hey Goody, it's the forward line, stupid. Don't [censored] hang your hat on dining out on bottom 8 teams.

McDonald is a [censored] witches hat

We’re short of options due to injuries. Our game plan going inside f50 is just not good enough. 

 

 

Can't give up goals like that. Extremely poor.


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