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4 hours ago, Pennant St Dee said:

Thanks Webber

and to Demonlanders FCS donโ€™t panic when another click bait story is rolled out re hashing the subject again

And don't panic when it's the same scenario after the next gameย 

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3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

or maybe this one?

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Not the Collins class i hope!

Edited by Demon Dynasty

9 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

It does seem precautionary. However, that foot is going to be a big target for Filth attention and deliberate injury.ย 

As will Cox's codss

 
5 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

My professional suggestion is that all our key players spent the next 8 days lying down. Nothing could go wrong if they just stop moving so much trying to exist!ย 

Last time is was told to lie down i woke up with five kids

Look I did say straight after the game that he should not walk, run or do any sort of movement at all and tjat even the slightest breeze needed to be avoided.ย 

Prevention is better than cure!


15 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

PPS: What is โ€˜Fishyโ€™?

What is Fishy? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Only the Fish Creek Football Netball Club. Won the second most number of senior premierships of any Aussie Rules football club in Australia (behind Port Adelaide Magpies).

Hopefully we can add #37 to go with #14 for the Dees in a few weeks time.

If I had to choose only one it would be the Dees, but only just.

Edited by Demon Disciple

2 hours ago, Demonland said:

Update

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I remember this; kicked 9, and missed a sitter out of the solar system on the full, against the martians.

Perhaps I dreamt it and it was only 8

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

Update

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Would Fritsch need to use more product or less product to keep his hair in place on the moon? I feel like the lack of gravity would prove problematic.

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1 hour ago, Demon Disciple said:

What is Fishy? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Only the Fish Creek Football Netball Club. Won the second most number of senior premierships of any Aussie Rules football club in Australia (behind Port Adelaide Magpies).

Hopefully we can add #37 to go with #14 for the Dees in a few weeks time.

If I had to choose only one it would be the Dees, but only just.

Who's likely to meet them in the granny Demon Disciple?ย 


37 minutes ago, Chook said:

Would Fritsch need to use more product or less product to keep his hair in place on the moon? I feel like the lack of gravity would prove problematic.

there is a lack of atmosphere not gravity. gravity is there but less than on earth

bayley would provide a great substitute for atmosphere, but

and with no atmosphere his hair wouldn't have a single strand out of place

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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He visited his mum on Monday and definitely wasnโ€™t wearing one. As she said, he was โ€œgoing about his life in the usual wayโ€ as on any other day off.
Sorry @Jaded No Moreโ€ฆ I told her to tell him to lie down and do nothing until next Thursday as per your request but unfortunately his five dogs ainโ€™t having a bar of it. ๐Ÿ˜

Pauline said maybe the media is getting him confused with herโ€ฆ sheโ€™s on crutches with a broken leg. ๐Ÿ˜‚

FIVE DOGS?

This makes me nervous. Remember that time Petracca broke his toe tripping over his dog while playing basketball?

Or the OTHER time his dog bit him and he nearly lost a finger?

Or that time Stephen Tingay walked through a glass door... Ok that one had nothing to do with dogs. ๐Ÿ˜‚

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

there is a lack of atmosphere not gravity. gravity is there but less than on earth

bayley would provide a great substitute for atmosphere, but

and with no atmosphere his hair wouldn't have a single strand out of place

1/6th of rthe Earth's gravity if I'm not mistaken DC?

17 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

Enjoy the โ€˜less stressfulโ€™ days while you can.

Anyways, Iโ€™ve only got 3 more days as Fishy are playing in the 2nd Semi this Saturday. Win and weโ€™re straight through to the granny.

Where's the game DD?

58 minutes ago, Chook said:

Would Fritsch need to use more product or less product to keep his hair in place on the moon? I feel like the lack of gravity would prove problematic.

Science has confirmed that Fritsch's hair is the universal constant of physics. Observing it is the only known way to gather information about the contents of a black hole. Just Google 'Black Hole Fine Hair'.


37 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

Where's the game DD?

Boolarra, then hopefully 2 weeks rest before venturing to Morwell East for the GF.

48 minutes ago, Dees_In_October said:

FIVE DOGS?

This makes me nervous. Remember that time Petracca broke his toe tripping over his dog while playing basketball?

Or the OTHER time his dog bit him and he nearly lost a finger?

Or that time Stephen Tingay walked through a glass door... Ok that one had nothing to do with dogs. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Tingay wasnt alone from memory.

oops.j

9 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

My professional suggestion is that all our key players spent the next 8 days lying down. Nothing could go wrong if they just stop moving so much trying to exist!ย 

ย 

4 hours ago, Willmoy1947 said:

Last time is was told to lie down i woke up with five kids

Nominee for post of the year.

6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:


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I bet your kids also cut sick at you for using this word. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Actually after I told my 11 year old daughter what it means, she said it was โ€˜slayโ€™. ๐Ÿ˜‚

1 hour ago, Palace Dees said:

Where's the game DD?

I'm 10mins from Fish Creek and Foster,ย  but never been to a local game. I live next door to the Foster fc President and he'd eat our pet sheep if I started following Fishy. Didn't realise how successful the club has been, that's super impressive for a town of 800!

Such a beautiful part of the world too. I know, because we overlook it ๐Ÿ˜


51 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Actually after I told my 11 year old daughter what it means, she said it was โ€˜slayโ€™. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sounds like โ€œsweatyโ€

Learnt that from my 13yo nephew

as in โ€œawesomeโ€

3 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

Heโ€™s kicking them even from there! Unsurprising really.

Too far for a snap from a set shot?

44 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Sounds like โ€œsweatyโ€

Learnt that from my 13yo nephew

as in โ€œawesomeโ€

โ€œAnother day, another slay, QUEEEENIE.โ€

I love it - great humour.ย 

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Apologies for reverting back to the topic thread: are there any facts emerging about the status and prognosis of Baileyโ€™s foot?

11 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Apologies for reverting back to the topic thread: are there any facts emerging about the status and prognosis of Baileyโ€™s foot?

yes, have it from impeccable source that foot still exists

you're welcome


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