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On 8/28/2023 at 7:29 PM, Canplay said:

John Ralph, On the Couch just now implied there's concerns.....   FMD   

Well, if the lead in said “no concerns” then they would have lost clicks. 

 
7 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

... this forum reminds me of..., One Flew over The Cuckoos Nest.

Almost 2 weeks before the finals start.

Its called mind games.

Brace for impact.

Mind games are great, but can one play them against the mindless from Victoria Park??

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Love messing with faux intellects 😉

Regardless, the word intellects should should never be used in relation to Collingwood supports, faux or not. Although I can see how some of them might think it is a compliment.

 
4 hours ago, Dannyz said:

The longer this is delayed, the more likely you'd have to think the club is consulting specialists/surgeons for second opinions.

Melksham & Dunstan both had their scan the same day as Fritta. 

... and, sadly, Melk and Dunstan have major injuries that may well end their careers:  contrast that with either "dunno" or "no problem" with #31 so why any comment at all from the club, at this stage?

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

I would say then that this is a conflict of interest! Clint Stanaway should have stayed silent.. But after all he is a journo, and a BLOODY GOOD ONE AT THAT!

 

.... a "planned leak"?  Either truth or subterfuge: I don't care at this stage.

2 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

That moment when you realise ‘Land is bat [censored] crazy and you just loose it.

That moment when you realize your whole office is bat shit crazy so you  just lose it - GIF - Imgur

 

My favourite movie of that era/genre by far. 
 

What a classic. 


Alot of dee supporters will end up in rehab more so than our players if this BS keeps up.

WAIT. RELAX  Have a BBQ this weekend.

2 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

To be fair I don’t tell my parents everything either…

My brothers and I have been for surgery after errant motorbike handling niggles with parents none the wiser. No need to worry mum whether 25 or 45.

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

I read he’s in a moonboot then immediately boarded a flight. 
Landed to 109 texts from my dad and videos from channel 7 showing he’s in a race against time. 
I am still on the plane hyperventilating. 
Thanks for the reassurance @WalkingCivilWar

 

Now please someone get the witch to lift the forwardline spell!

meditation aura GIF by NETFLIX

That's either one mighty big smudge stick or you're in W.A. on a Steve reconnoitre to grab some of the good sheeeit

 

 
1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

I read he’s in a moonboot then immediately boarded a flight. 
Landed to 109 texts from my dad and videos from channel 7 showing he’s in a race against time. 
I am still on the plane hyperventilating. 
Thanks for the reassurance @WalkingCivilWar

 

Now please someone get the witch to lift the forwardline spell!

meditation aura GIF by NETFLIX

See, you would have benefited from a title change. 😂

Bayley Fritsch last seen moonwalking in moon boots on the moon.

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Edited by John Crow Batty


1 hour ago, McQueen said:

My favourite movie of that era/genre by far. 
 

What a classic. 

 

24 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

See, you would have benefited from a title change. 😂

No, I thrive under heart attack conditions 😂

2 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

One of my favourite songs of ALL TIME

3 hours ago, Satan said:

Pies fans are dribbling

That’s quite normal when teeth are missing…

34 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

Bayley Fritsch last seem moonwalking in moon boots on the moon.

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My kids cut sick at me when I’ve got mint socks on and just happen to crack out some MJ censored Moon walking. 
 

I reckon I’m [censored] hot at it. 
my kids think I’m creepy. 
 

Either way. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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2 hours ago, dworship said:

I've suggested we need to wrap them all in cotton wool. I spoke to Scott after the Hawthorn game, I don't think I'll mention his "injury".

Yeah, it’s not something he’d like being discussed on a public forum. Anyways, he’s almost back to 100% because he’s a Fritsch and warp speed healing’s their thang 😁

36 minutes ago, McQueen said:

My kids cut sick at me when I’ve got mint socks on and just happen to crack out some MJ censored Moon walking. 
 

I reckon I’m [censored] hot at it. 
my kids think I’m creepy. 
 

Either way. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I reckon your kids cut sick at you when they hear you say “cut sick”

Also, “mint” socks? Meaning they’re new, or they’re mint coloured?

Also, geez it’s gonna be a LONG nine days before our next match. 

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Also, geez it’s gonna be a LONG nine days before our next match. 

Enjoy the ‘less stressful’ days while you can.

Anyways, I’ve only got 3 more days as Fishy are playing in the 2nd Semi this Saturday. Win and we’re straight through to the granny.

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Also, geez it’s gonna be a LONG nine days before our next match. 

My for the next 9 days 

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On 8/28/2023 at 7:29 PM, Canplay said:

John Ralph, On the Couch just now implied there's concerns.....   FMD   

Yeah, Jon Ralph.


1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Enjoy the ‘less stressful’ days while you can.

Anyways, I’ve only got 3 more days as Fishy are playing in the 2nd Semi this Saturday. Win and we’re straight through to the granny.

Less stressful? No different to every other week. We have the AFLW season opener this Friday night (Dees vs Pies) with the Flag unfurling beforehand. Incidentally, I hope a lot of Dees fans attend (@ Ikon, 7.20pm). The girls deserve a big crowd… they won us a premiership!

PS: Good luck to Fishy this Saturday!

PPS: What is ‘Fishy’?

4 hours ago, picket fence said:

I've sent these two guys ...

They will know what to do!

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Who's your tactical sub? It didn't end well for those 2  🤢

Has there actually been any vision of this moon boot?

 
On 8/28/2023 at 7:26 PM, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Fritta wouldn't have come back on the ground and did what he did in the 4th if he reinjured his foot.

He'll be fine.

It does seem precautionary. However, that foot is going to be a big target for Filth attention and deliberate injury. 

58 minutes ago, Jontee said:

Has there actually been any vision of this moon boot?

Don’t think so. The tweet states ‘expect’ to see him in a moon boot for the rest of the week. 


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