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NON-MFC: Rd 24 2023

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1 minute ago, Stiff Arm said:

Pies going to get a bazillion frees tonight. Got that feel to it already

Good. I hope they win. Better for us.

Port and Lons win... perfect.

Love it.

 
1 minute ago, biggestred said:

Oh god no, I'll be on the spirit of Tasmania. Oh god

balls to Thursday night. I'll be on a flight back to Melbourne so will miss if Ralph is right.

 

Essendon look terrible.

(How did we lose to this rabble?)


1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Essendon are tough to watch.

 

Robotic and yet imprecise. A real shuffling zombie feeling.

Collingwood should already have put them down.

5 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Tippa looks like he hit the retirement burgers early, he's huge 

Poor fellas going to struggle if he has to come on for more than half of a quarter. 

 

Crazy to think that next year will be 20 years since the Bombers won a final. And based on this season that seems unlikely to change.

Edited by Jibroni

Essendon are pathetic. Never bought into their success this year, defence couldn't hold a watermelon.


For Tippa's sake I hope he can run out the game.

Ess players kick 20m and it's play on, not 15. Bobby Hill kicks 5m to Checkers and it's a mark and goal

Dear bombers

Would appreciate it if you could knock some of the pies players into next week

thanks

Terrible kick by the Weed there, was hoping he would do well with them.


Back to back 20 goal losses perhaps 

2 minutes ago, BDA said:

Dear bombers

Would appreciate it if you could knock some of the pies players into next week

thanks

Couple of black and white hammy actions would be nice

What's with the seatbelt sash on the Bombers jumper? Are they expecting another car crash performance?

I’m absolutely [censored] loving Sam Weidemans new haircut. 
 

Also feeling a little relieved we traded him on. 
Just does not work for him in so many ways. The game should be simple for a stay at home key forward. 
Sam makes it look bloody tough. 


Bombers are a bottom 4 side masquerading as a team on the cusp of finals. Have been absolutely woeful in the past month.

2 minutes ago, BDA said:

Dear bombers

Would appreciate it if you could knock some of the pies players into next week

thanks

Wont happen. Mathew Lloyd is furious about how weak they are. Hes right. They beat us in the stupid Gather Round after we had a short break from WA. Theyve beaten mostly 10th to 18th ranked sides this season. Pathetic. They struggled against Eagles and Norff.

think I'll jump on bomberblitz for [censored] and giggles.

 

Essendon is hot garbage.

And what happened to the genius coach they acquired this season?


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