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From this, I can deduce 83% of all football fans have beards and 100% are male.

What a revelation! I feel I can take the rest of the day off now and process.

I'm so sick and tired of overhearing people on the tram or in waiting rooms saying they 'just got AI to do *insert whatever they needed done*' in their job that day.

Let's see you laugh when you don't have a job. 

 

PROFILE OF A COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTER

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What an absolute croc of ......


The most accurate ones would be Carlton Collingwood  Essendon is perfect ,Norff and Dees.

I would of had the Geelong bloke sitting on a tractor in Geelong Grammar sports gear.

Essendon bloke absolutely hits the mark. I knew some Essendon supporters just like that.

If AI is asked to do the same for each club’s female supporters and a replica of @WalkingCivilWar isn’t the Dees rep, we should just shut AI down. 

Very poor representations imo.  Both R’mond and C’wood have teeth, just for starters. 

 
1 hour ago, Deeoldfart said:

Very poor representations imo.  Both R’mond and C’wood have teeth, just for starters. 

hmm ... looked like false teeth to me ... too perfect

7 hours ago, drysdale demon said:

Artificial intelligence, in other words politicians

Thanks,

it was ‘attempted’ sarcasm, at the same time having a little dig at participants in modern Media who are happy to bludgeon grammar and language in general.
As far as Politicians go,  I propose they are more Artificial Unintelligence.


7 hours ago, Roger Mellie said:

From this, I can deduce 83% of all football fans have beards and 100% are male.

What a revelation! I feel I can take the rest of the day off now and process.

And white... 

 

AI still has long way to go. Right now given this article about the level of intelligence of your average Collingwood supporter. 

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2 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

90% men with facial hair?

Programmed by a Hipster?

1 hour ago, Abyssal said:

Thanks,

it was ‘attempted’ sarcasm, at the same time having a little dig at participants in modern Media who are happy to bludgeon grammar and language in general.
As far as Politicians go,  I propose they are more Artificial Unintelligence.

Whatever the pollies are , they are definately artificial.

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4 hours ago, jnrmac said:

90% men with facial hair?

You know what they say… If you’re Dad doesn’t have a beard.. you’ve for two Mums. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

4 hours ago, drysdale demon said:

Whatever the pollies are , they are definately artificial.

Artificial truth tellers

 

Larry Page has said that he now feeds filet mignon to his his dogs in the hope that once AI takes over he will be treated in the same regard. He also thinks it's his profound duty to usher in the next major wave of human development on earth: i.e. handing over to artificial intelligence. This is one of the guys who holds a major key our collective future, almost without any oversight. If that doesn't give you goose-bumps, you're basically foie gras already. Stuff like this thread is just an easy distraction to what is really unfolding right now.  


1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I don’t think you’re allowed to call them that anymore. 

AI will decide. 

 

Why aren't you even trembling? Because AI probably already smoothed out your bumps. 

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