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I've long been a fan of Brownlow night, but it is increasingly becoming a tiresome experience to sit through. Things I'm not looking forward to tonight include:

  • The boss's brother pretending he is best mates with all of the players: "Trac", "Bont", "Daics", "Crippa".
  • The collective circle jerk performed by the media every time a member of the Daicos family appears or is mentioned. 
  • Any segment created for the sole purpose of giving air time to Rebecca Maddern or Abbey Holmes.
  • Any "content" sponsored by the league's official betting partner.
  • Any segments involving Auskickers.
  • Any fan voted award that allows Richmond or Collingwood supporters to vote en masse for their favourite player.
  • The telecast going well past 11pm when it should be done by 10:30pm.

All I want to see are some highlights from each round, the votes then a summary every 6-7 rounds, and a quick chat to 3-4 players. Should be done in less than 2 hours, including the winner's speech.

As for the winner, hard not to see Bontempelli winning given Daicos was sadly injured late in the year.

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32 minutes ago, poita said:

I've long been a fan of Brownlow night, but it is increasingly becoming a tiresome experience to sit through. Things I'm not looking forward to tonight include:

  • The boss's brother pretending he is best mates with all of the players: "Trac", "Bont", "Daics", "Crippa".
  • The collective circle jerk performed by the media every time a member of the Daicos family appears or is mentioned. 
  • Any segment created for the sole purpose of giving air time to Rebecca Maddern or Abbey Holmes.
  • Any "content" sponsored by the league's official betting partner.
  • Any segments involving Auskickers.
  • Any fan voted award that allows Richmond or Collingwood supporters to vote en masse for their favourite player.
  • The telecast going well past 11pm when it should be done by 10:30pm.

All I want to see are some highlights from each round, the votes then a summary every 6-7 rounds, and a quick chat to 3-4 players. Should be done in less than 2 hours, including the winner's speech.

As for the winner, hard not to see Bontempelli winning given Daicos was sadly injured late in the year.

So it sounds like your pumped for the Red Carpet session Poita :) 

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3 hours ago, poita said:

I've long been a fan of Brownlow night, but it is increasingly becoming a tiresome experience to sit through. Things I'm not looking forward to tonight include:

  • The boss's brother pretending he is best mates with all of the players: "Trac", "Bont", "Daics", "Crippa".
  • The collective circle jerk performed by the media every time a member of the Daicos family appears or is mentioned. 
  • Any segment created for the sole purpose of giving air time to Rebecca Maddern or Abbey Holmes.
  • Any "content" sponsored by the league's official betting partner.
  • Any segments involving Auskickers.
  • Any fan voted award that allows Richmond or Collingwood supporters to vote en masse for their favourite player.
  • The telecast going well past 11pm when it should be done by 10:30pm.

All I want to see are some highlights from each round, the votes then a summary every 6-7 rounds, and a quick chat to 3-4 players. Should be done in less than 2 hours, including the winner's speech.

As for the winner, hard not to see Bontempelli winning given Daicos was sadly injured late in the year.

And the winner will always be a midfielder. Time for actual footy experts, not umpires, to hand out the votes.

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22 hours ago, BDA said:

Trac is an excellent player. Very powerful and great in the contest. he can turn games.

But he butchers the ball regularly. Terrible set shot for an elite player. Bont or Daicos don't waste possessions at anything like the rate Trac does.

Still, Petracca has had 62 scoring shots to Bontempelli's 33.

Over the last 2 years Petracca has had 50 more score involvements than the next best player, i.e. 410 to 360.

Let that sink in.  Fifty more score involvements than the player coming second over 2 seasons.

He gets marked harshly, Petracca.

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I’m not suggesting anything here.. Luke Jackson purchased a house for his mum and then requested a trade back to WA and moved into said home with his mum. Just saw he took his mum to the Brownlow. Totally unrelated, but I might watch the original “psycho” movie after the Brownlow. 

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13 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Darcy Moore's partner looks like a blow up doll! 

Hey! Let’s pick on one of the rare WAGs who isn’t botoxed to the eyeballs, who isn’t wearing makeup that was put on with a trowel and who clearly hasn’t troubled a cosmetic surgeon. Way to go 👍🏽

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