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BB and Milkshake will have to kick the goals for us. No one else is reliable

 
2 minutes ago, loges said:

He has it iced in the rooms but is walking on it 

I just asked Pauline why is the foot iced and not the ankle. She said quote “100% ankle”

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Another shank by Tracc 🤦‍♂️

And it will continue to happen with his poor technique. 
 

ball drop far too high and drops it crooked. 

 

Geez I’d love to see bowza play as a forward, split the middle with that one. 
 

BBB has had a pretty good start as well. 

 

Smith is becoming an expert in almost marking, and we left JVR at the VFL 🥲🥲

Bowser! And listen to the crowd go wild. 60, maybe 70 people applaud as one.

how long we be going there for? What do we get for it again?


BBB, Melksham and Bowey showing how to kick. How was BBB's field kick? A thing of beauty!

Bowsa 


1 minute ago, MoeSyzlak said:

And it will continue to happen with his poor technique. 
 

ball drop far too high and drops it crooked. 

He's not suited to small ground. Loves a long running goal or long forward entry.

Onya Bowser! Finally someone picked it up and put it through the big sticks. 

BBB please stay in the team. Smart little touches, great field kick to Milkshake. Great to see.

Brown showing his smarts even though it’s not a day for him weather wise 

Grundy is a waste of space dropping back into defence, just ball watches

Trac - Jesus Christ do some goal kicking practice instead of foodstagrams

Smith putting on good forward pressure with his athleticism

Roos dodged a bullet not getting the privilege of paying J Kelly a million a year for not much

Brown to Melksham just showing their forward class. It's clearly between the ears with our players - they just have no forward craft and that's why we can't score.


Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

Ben Brown and Joel Smith pivotal in the goal.

Love Bowey’s composure.

Smith looks like he’s playing for his life. Not super effective but the intensity is nice to see

It's going to be about defending efforts today and that was great from Bowser. 

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just asked Pauline why is the foot iced and not the ankle. She said quote “100% ankle”

Well ankle is better than foot. No doubt about that. 

 

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