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2 hours ago, Maldonboy38 said:

I lived there for 2 years, and couldn't agree more. One-eyed, ill informed, back country, red necked fools who are loud, dumb and hyper annoying. 

And that's the better ones.

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Credit to the Tigers for not putting the cue in the rack this season. They're like a big old jobby that won't flush. 

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3 hours ago, darkhorse72 said:

Once in a while the hawks do something good for us.    Juys need to the blues to somehow crush the druggies to keep that points gap.

 

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22 minutes ago, DubDee said:

i reckon he has served his time and copped a fair bit for his comments. 

time to forgive for me. not suggesting the same applies to you but just throwing my view out there

He’s a tool. His behavior towards Lever only further proves what a childish moron he is. 
I have no time for him. Totally fair if you do. 
 

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53 minutes ago, DubDee said:

if WC get one more goal they will have scored 13 points in each quarter. that hasn’t happened since 19 diggity five

dub out

okay so they scored 13 points per Q. unlucky for some wha?

im not on the twitter, could someone ask swampthing if this has ever happened before?

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Surely there's no excuse for a 122 point loss to a team that previously wasn't even in the 8. West Coast's current percentage is 51.4%. I remember 1981 when Melbourne won only 1 game but we at least had a percentage of 63.5%. I reckon Casey would have been more competitive than West Coast today. Adelaide's percentage went from 105.2% to 116.5%. It's beyond a joke. Whichever 6 teams get to play them twice this year have arguably been unfairly advantaged.

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11 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

He’s a tool. His behavior towards Lever only further proves what a childish moron he is. 
I have no time for him. Totally fair if you do. 
 

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure in the pre game commentary  they said his sons were named Huey and louie.

That's enough for me.

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9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure in the pre game commentary  they said his sons were named Huey and louie.

That's enough for me.

as a big ducktales fan i take offence at that

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Posted
13 minutes ago, DutchDemons said:

It's almost like binman's loading theory is accurate.

It's as much a theory, as Darwin's theory of evolution. 👌

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Cmon tigers, put Freo away and help out those draft picks of ours!

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2 hours ago, hardtack said:

I suppose when you have the IQ of a small chihuahua [censored], you’ve got to be good at something… well done Tex!

Hey don’t knock chihuahuas!

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

Umps are using barbedwire around the shaft before insertion.

I feel strongly that there was a more eloquent way for this to be phrased.

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37 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

It's as much a theory, as Darwin's theory of evolution. 👌

You've got theories coming out of your f**king brain. None of you are good enough to have that many theories!!

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