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5 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

They seem to get a lot.

Haha, get on the $2.10 for the Swans Wadda. 

Sauce? :)

You could be onto something there DZ.

 

Do we want the blues to win or lose this week? Putting hatred aside I feel a loss would keep their fans away next week as the season is done.

A win gives them belief .. 

Edited by Gawndy the Great

The Carlton jumper is a bit of a Faroe Island knit / indigenous pastiche.

 

If the Afl is serious about preventing concussions they would have umps penalise players dropping knees or ducking.

6 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

The Carlton jumper is a bit of a Faroe Island knit / indigenous pastiche.

Are you a copywriter for a fashion label? If not, you should be! 😁


10 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Do we want the blues to win or lose this week? Putting hatred aside I feel a loss would keep their fans away next week as the season is done.

A win gives them belief .. 

Unless their playing Essendon always want them to lose. 

16 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Do we want the blues to win or lose this week? Putting hatred aside I feel a loss would keep their fans away next week as the season is done.

A win gives them belief .. 

I'd rather be the team that finally snuffed out their belief.

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Are you a copywriter for a fashion label? If not, you should be! 😁

Not quite WCW. I put together safari itineraries for people visiting Africa. Maybe in the next life. 

 
3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

This game has some mad skills.

Quite so Ethan but ..... as long as Carlton lose ... I don't give a [censored]!

[censored] me I hate Carlton..  They are [censored]!


8 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Not quite WCW. I put together safari itineraries for people visiting Africa. Maybe in the next life. 

J. Peterman, is that you?

Is it just me or is Hodgy a bit OTT with almost always expecting 'Perfect' accountability from defenders & such?

I genuinely hope the Blues win. They’re going to win soon and I hope it’s not against us. I’d rather them win tonight and get their hopes up before we roll them.

31 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Do we want the blues to win or lose this week? Putting hatred aside I feel a loss would keep their fans away next week as the season is done.

A win gives them belief .. 

I’d rather they lose tonight.

We’re already facing a side (tomorrow) high on confidence.


32 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

The Carlton jumper is a bit of a Faroe Island knit / indigenous pastiche.

I was very confused.
For a few moments I thought Port Adelaide must have shown up. 

25 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

If the Afl is serious about preventing concussions they would have umps penalise players dropping knees or ducking.

My hobby horse - running headlong into a pack or a player (Butters) must be penalised, and possibly suspended.  

Just lost [censored] power. Beers and bongs by candlelight tonight. 💪

Take it or leave it with a Carlton win. Really don't think it has any bearing on next week either way.


Will Frankenstein be suspended for the hip to the head, Mr Impartial Christian?  No. Nothing to see. 

Edited by monoccular

 
1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

McKay kicking for goal - FMD !!!

Watch him kick 10 straight next week 


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