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GAMEDAY: Rd 10 vs Yartapuulti

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Lever just refusing to defend tonight.


Port are just better let's just be honest. It hurts.

We knew we played poor teams.

Dissatisfied with Max and Jack though.

Edited by leave it to deever

How long until I’m allowed to turn it off without feeling too guilty?

 
Just now, layzie said:

Butters is absolutely slaughtering us 

He is doing what petracca or Oliver should be doing 


You’d swear it’s a dry day for Port, they are super clean.

Get the grippo out please.

We havent held a mark since being in a german bank

Getting embarrassing now

It’s amazing that we are playing in the rain and they are playing on a perfect dry afternoon. The contrast is hard to understand 

Getting absolutely slaughtered in clearances - costing us any hope of winning this. 



1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Lever just refusing to defend tonight.

He started the season in fine form but has disappeared in the last few.

1 minute ago, Stiff Arm said:

Why the f would Hunter kick over his shoulder and center the ball rather than push it along the boundary? For all the praise he gets for his 'footy IQ', I honestly cannot see it

His IQ can’t compete with his legs and courage both being finished. I’ve never seen a regular 22 midfielder with so little power in the legs 

how to beat melbourne part A: never bomb the ball, kicks on the 45.  Part B: win all the contested ball measures. 

 

HTF does a team with Oliver Petracca Viney Gawn and Brayshaw get beaten at the coal face?  And yes, it does matter. We’re not winning “the next” possession either.  

 

Needed that.

Challenge: can we kick a few in a row? Port have had a quick answer every time

It's raining now i get that but even earlier when there wasn't so much....

Grundy ok around the ground sort of.... but boy he makes a meal of a fair number of contests and disposals.

He's a big man yes and you expect some fumbles and clumsiness but gotta say he just lacks clean hands alot of the time and gets caught a fair bit.

Does he use grippo as many of the other boys do i wonder?

Hopefully he can keep things a bit cleaner frol here albeit not expecting much now that its pissing down.

Nice goal from the Traccstar there


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