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GAMEDAY: Rd 10 vs Yartapuulti

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What the actual [censored] was Clayton thinking?

Absolutely dumb by him.

Brayshaw paid zero respect to Butters in that last stoppages.

Seriously, the mindset of these blokes.

 

Does Oliver know the rules

 

Yze needs a rocket. How can a team with Clarry, Trac and Viney consistently get beaten up around stoppages and contests?


2 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Umps coming hard for us this quarter

Well played by the umps, they were very kind in the first QTR to us. It's going to be ugly for the rest

Port goal kicking keeping us in this. It's a miracle we're only 3 goals down

 

We cannot handle pressure. It’s as simple as that. 

Is Hunter the only bloke in the league who takes a handball receive on the chest. He’s the most scared bloke in the AFL


Are we playing with too many thoughts in our head? We look like we are standing around thinking about what to do and making sure we are in the right spot while they just grab the football and run through the gaps. 
 

10-0 clearances this quarter. [censored] pathetic. How is Yze not getting any heat for our midfields poor output this year? 


"In this quarter, Melbourne have not had a clearance".

Damning stat.

 
Just now, Beetle said:

We cannot handle pressure. It’s as simple as that. 

Last week, 5 minutes of Hawks pressure and we crumbled 

Not surprisingly this is a fuc@&&)n disgrace 


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