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Show Me The Puppy!

Timothy Reddan-A'Blew
in Melbourne Demons

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22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The one in the back is a [censored] !!!

Accepted word for female dog - classic

The C word is still a bit rough Uncle to be fair.

But I’ve struck a few in my time.  

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    39 minutes ago, tilly18 said:

    This is Vernon. He is a rescue dog so we inherited his name.

    My wife and I have had dogs all our married life. Out first was Lovie named after Brett Lovett.

    Vernon is 17 and is partially deaf and blind. He knows the time however. He never misses dinner time and walk time.

    He gets walked up and down Collins street every night. His favorite nights are Thursday and Friday when the office girls come out of the pubs. He loves the attention.

    A beautiful dog.

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    Omg he is so adorable. Senior dogs have my heart. 
     

    edit: this is the best thread Demonland has ever had

    Edited by Jaded No More

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    1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

    sookie

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    Maybe get him a new footy and he won’t be so sookie. 😃

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    11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think it's time to check the qualifications of your chicken sexer WCW !

    How do you sex a chicken ................... I can't believe I asked that!

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    Bear has an emotional support Melbourne blanket that he sleeps with. Occasionally he brings it to the living room to inform me that he’s feeling distressed…. This was him earlier today when I informed him dinner time was still an hour away 

     

     

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    52 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

    This is Harmsey

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    and @old55

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    I grew up with calves on a hobby farm.  These guys are the best and they all have their own personalities.

    Gentle giants!  Nice one RM

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    7 minutes ago, dworship said:

    How do you sex a chicken ................... I can't believe I asked that!

    send it a census form (appropriately worded for gender choices of course)

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Bear has an emotional support Melbourne blanket that he sleeps with. Occasionally he brings it to the living room to inform me that he’s feeling distressed…. This was him earlier today when I informed him dinner time was still an hour away 

     

     

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    What a beauty.  They're super cluey Jaded that's for sure.  Also know how to get their way haha.

    Mine often grabs his blanket and heads down to the bedroom with it without being asked.

    If he cant find it he just looks at me  from the corridor and growls under his breath if it's past his bedtime (10pm ish) lol.

    Bit like having a very intelligent but manipulative fury baby on four legs. 

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    6 minutes ago, dworship said:

    How do you sex a chicken ................... I can't believe I asked that!

     

    10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You have to look at their cloaca as soon as they hatch ie, before they take their first poo. The cloaca has a tiny pimple if it’s a boy but this disappears after the first poo. If you miss that you have to feather-sex them when they’re a couple of months old and this isn’t always accurate.

    Feather-sexing is easier than the cloaca method but not as reliable. There’s a row of feathers beneath the wing and these particular feathers are a couple of millimetres shorter than the rest of the wing feathers and that’s supposed to determine the gender.

    The surefire way of knowing is to wait until an egg is laid or crowing begins, and with the crowing there’s also aggression. But… egg laying is the only guaranteed way of knowing. I say this because we once had two Polish Frizzle babies. One was small and sweet-natured, textbook hen. The other was huge and aggressive and crowed, albeit relatively quietly. Textbook rooster… until she lay an egg. The biggest butchest hen I’ve ever seen.

    And that’s how you sex a chicken. Bet you’re sorry you asked. 😊

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    2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    What a beauty.  They're super cluey Jaded that's for sure.  Also know how to get their way haha.

    Mine often grabs his blanket and heads down to the bedroom with it without being asked.

    If he cant find it he just looks at me  from the corridor and growls under his breath if it's past his bedtime (10pm ish) lol.

    Bit like having a very intelligent but manipulative fury baby on four legs. 

    Oh they are so smart and so sensitive. 
    When I got Covid and I was really sick he wouldn’t leave my side. He also would lay on my chest and it was the only thing that would stop me from coughing. 
    Dogs are angels. 

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    1 hour ago, Roger Mellie said:

    This is Harmsey

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    Your Harmesy looks nothing like my Harmesy…

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    7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Oh they are so smart and so sensitive. 
    When I got Covid and I was really sick he wouldn’t leave my side. He also would lay on my chest and it was the only thing that would stop me from coughing. 
    Dogs are angels. 

    100% Jaded...our bestest friends with loyalty beyond question.  Hard to put the connection into words really.  It's something quite spiritual.

    A little like what draws us to follow the mighty Demons!  It's in the soul.

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    20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     

    Feather-sexing is easier than the cloaca method but not as reliable. There’s a row of feathers beneath the wing and these particular feathers are a couple of millimetres shorter than the rest of the wing feathers and that’s supposed to determine the gender.

    The surefire way of knowing is to wait until an egg is laid or crowing begins, and with the crowing there’s also aggression. But… egg laying is the only guaranteed way of knowing. I say this because we once had two Polish Frizzle babies. One was small and sweet-natured, textbook hen. The other was huge and aggressive and crowed, albeit relatively quietly. Textbook rooster… until she lay an egg. The biggest butchest hen I’ve ever seen.

    And that’s how you sex a chicken. Bet you’re sorry you asked. 😊

    This is my attempt to redact this statement in the interest of BBO's welfare.

    Look away Uncle.... look away!

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    Sinbad doesn't like footy much, as whenever I get even slightly animated he goes and hides.

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    1 minute ago, DeeMee said:

    Our Boo in training showing the same amazing coordination skills as ……… (insert least favourite player)

    https://youtu.be/SS7MXAxffN8

    Hahaha brilliant. 
    He’s so cute. The majestic tail is 10/10 

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    2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Omg he is so adorable. Senior dogs have my heart. 
     

    edit: this is the best thread Demonland has ever had

    Our dogs have always been a huge part of the family. I have no doubt they give kids skills, attributes and responsibilities only they can teach. 

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    Just now, Nascent said:

    Dogs > people

    Quoted for truth

    I have never met a human I liked more than my dog. 

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