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Just now, Dee Viney Intervention said:

90 minutes to decide if it is “almost always inevitable” Seriously WTF does that mean anyway

This has confused me all week. If something is almost inevitable, isn't it then not inevitable? 

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    8 minutes ago, Satan said:

    Worried about getting hacked

    Only Jesus would be bold enough to hack Satan.

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    2 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    Think you can use PayPal

    Whats pay pal

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    Just now, YearOfTheDees said:

    Tribunal have just realized they used a Queens Council instead of a Kings Council. We have to come back tomorrow.

    By Gleeson's logic, it's case dismissed

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    5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Orange - Life Member

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    No greens online . . . mmmmmmmmm . . . just say'in.

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    1 minute ago, Satan said:

    Whats pay pal

    Write a check and send it by pigeon mail. That’ll work. 

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    By the ammount following this I wouldn't be surprised to hear a Roo chant go around the city if we win.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    8 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

    It is a matter of principle, and it is fascinating us all. We expect higher standards from the AFL overlords who gamble for their own interests with our common sense. Anyone with a mindset to preserve a young man's innocence is not operating in the gutter; far from it, actually.  

    This has given me the best laugh of the evening so far. Principle and AFL used in the same para.

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    2 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    No greens online . . . mmmmmmmmm . . . just say'in.

    Grapevines is

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    Over 700 online right now.

    I took the time to sign up as a demonland life member.

    Thanks so much to everyone that keeps this site up and running.

    I spend way too much time on it.

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    1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

    By the ammount following this I wouldn't be surprised to hear a Roo chant go around the city if we win.

    I'm doing it right now

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    3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Over 700 online right now.

    So many guests

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    4 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    No greens online . . . mmmmmmmmm . . . just say'in.

    I'm a greeeen social worker QBD and let me tell you we detest the legal-imperial-patriachal system.

     

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    4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Over 700 online right now.

    How many were online on GF day. 

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