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NON-MFC: Rd 02 2023

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Back to back March premierships for the Blues. What a time to be alive!

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    SUCK ON A FAT ONE CATS!!!

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    And just in case you didn't hear 100 times from BT, it was against the reigning premiers too

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    Well played Blues, take that Geelong you [censored].

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    Power restored after the final siren went. It better not happen tomorrow night.

    Gee danger welcome to the captaincy 

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    I guess the good news is Geelong are 0-2.

    They still have Sydney twice, us, Collingwood again as well as Port twice, Brisbane away and Richmond. Many of those games are in the second half of the year, when I expect they'll be much better, but it still poses a number of opportunities for them to drop games. They only lost 4 times last year but you'd imagine they won't do that well this year.

    Meanwhile Carlton are undefeated and their next five are GWS, North, Adelaide, St Kilda and West Coast (albeit three of those games are interstate). 

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    O-fa 

    Poor OLD Geelong. Zip. Too old. Not good enough, after all, it was only Carlscum. 

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    Just had a look at Carltons fixture over the next few weeks.

    How on earth they get scheduled with  the easy games coming up?

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    3 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Back to back March premierships for the Blues. What a time to be alive!

    Big preseason coming up for the blues. Next March isn’t far away. Back to back to back.

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    And just in case you didn't hear 100 times from BT, it was against the reigning premiers too

    Took him 11 weeks to say that last year.

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    43 minutes ago, layzie said:

    No Stewart no Geelong 

    No Selwood, no Geelong possibly layz 

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    No Selwood, no Geelong possibly layz 

    No Stewart as well? Backline looks very penetrable without him 

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    1 minute ago, BoBo said:

    No Stewart as well? Backline looks very penetrable without him 

    No Stewart, Henry or Kolodjashnij. It's rather undermanned back there.

    From Easter last year they only conceded 90+ twice. They've already conceded 90+ twice in two games this year.

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    I guess the good news is Geelong are 0-2.

    They still have Sydney twice, us, Collingwood again as well as Port twice, Brisbane away and Richmond. Many of those games are in the second half of the year, when I expect they'll be much better, but it still poses a number of opportunities for them to drop games. They only lost 4 times last year but you'd imagine they won't do that well this year.

    Meanwhile Carlton are undefeated and their next five are GWS, North, Adelaide, St Kilda and West Coast (albeit three of those games are interstate). 

    Carlton sadly should be in a good spot after those games. 

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    Back to back March premierships for the Blues. What a time to be alive!

    Reminds me how hard they celebrated when they beat us in a practice game last year.
    Seriously, if it wasn’t for Collingwood they would be the team I hate the most

    (nice to see Cats zip -two….good consolation prize)

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    Funny watching a game where you can’t stand either team winning.

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    4 minutes ago, Wodjathefirst said:

    Reminds me how hard they celebrated when they beat us in a practice game last year.
    Seriously, if it wasn’t for Collingwood they would be the team I hate the most

    (nice to see Cats zip -two….good consolation prize)

    I could happily watch Carlton be irrelevant for another 20 years Wodja. 

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