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All unraveling so quickly if true. 

Find it so hard to believe he could run out a whole last quarter in the wet if it were that bad. If there was even the slighted tear this action would have ripped it off the bone. 

 

Having had lots of issues with hamstrings, you can experience tightness and still be able to run at a reduced speed. There is the risk that you can advance the strain though. If it were a significant strain, he could not have played on. 

One would think it would either be hamstring tightness = 7 -10 days or a strain = 21 days. 

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1 hour ago, Roost it far said:

On the radio just now it appears unlikely Oliver will be available next week

Which station? Who said it?

 
Just now, The heart beats true said:

Which station? Who said it?

774…..one of the reporters, not sure who. He’s had a scan and he’s unlikely to play this week but it’s possible 


4 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Jon Ralph mentioned this at half time of the Hawks v WC game.

A potential low grade strain. We’ll find out tomorrow the news.

Whoops Falling GIF by Nickelodeon

Just now, Deebymistake said:

Oh good grief.  Can this weekend get any better?

It’s about to get worse with Pies winning. Again. 

 

I WANT DARREN BURGESS BACK RIGHT NOW.  PAY HIM WHATEVER THE HELL HE ASKS TO BREAK HIS DEAL WITH THE CRUDS.  FLY HIM IN AND OUT OF MELBOURNE.  FLY HIS DOG IN AND OUT.  WHATEVER IT TAKES.  

13 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

It’s about to get worse with Pies winning. Again

Yeah, but Carlton losing. Every cloud...


Ralph said Melbourne ‘aren’t saying’, but the word is that he’s done his hamstring. The fact we aren’t saying tells me that it’s not great news.

So much MFCSS in here. Chill until there is news. 

He's going to do a Steven May

22 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Ralph said Melbourne ‘aren’t saying’, but the word is that he’s done his hamstring. The fact we aren’t saying tells me that it’s not great news.

WHY OH WHY DID HE KEEP PLAYING?????????

if ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WCW WILL!!!!

OVER TO YOU WCW!!!???


23 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

steve carrell anchorman GIF by FirstAndMonday

Petracca, Oliver, Viney... cliff.

That's our midfield depth.

Doesn't matter who we bring in for Oliver (if required), they will be substandard.

A legacy of Goodwin riding the same players into the ground year after year and not developing our other mids.

Dunstan can get the pill but not sure about ball use and speed - evidently, Goody recruited him to play for Casey anyway.

Hope Clarry pulls up ok.

1 hour ago, Clintosaurus said:

So much MFCSS in here. Chill until there is news. 

This should be the Demonland motto.

Perhaps a Latin translation to give it an air of authority.


Out for 4 

1 minute ago, DeeZee said:

Out for 4 

That’s ok, we’ll win 2 of those, have the bye and he’ll give his body a rest. Cherry ripe come September. Everything on track . 
“I’ve got my rose coloured glasses on and it’s all ok 🎼

 
6 minutes ago, binman said:

This should be the Demonland motto.

Perhaps a Latin translation to give it an air of authority.

Hic tantum MFCSS est.  Relaxa donec nuntium est.

Certainly aspirational, given we're all going through the 7 stages of grief right now!


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