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7 minutes ago, Hellish Inferno said:

Wow he may have his teeth, but that is a ripper mullet.

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Oh man I can't wait until this feral mob are silenced, hopefully by us

Is that a human hand in his mullet?!
Next level mulleting

 
34 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

Where can I get a can of these Carlton tears, so sweet. 

Front bar will be must watch TV this week.

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The Front Bar should get its highest ratings for the year on Thursday!

Massive Karma bus seen parked outside Princess Park...

 

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Geelong fans contemplating the following:

In order to win the Premiership an AFL team must:

a) Win a big final at the MCG; or

b) Play a final at a building site
 

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7 minutes ago, Hellish Inferno said:

Wow he may have his teeth, but that is a ripper mullet.

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Oh man I can't wait until this feral mob are silenced, hopefully by us

I’d love if they were silenced sooner. Like now for example. 🙄 
I just sat through the long (and loud) Coll-ing-wood chant on a train home from Marvel. Now they’re doing the same thing on the replacement bus. In the absence of Carlton supporters they’re actually giving me sh*it (head to toe in red and blue) and we didn’t even play them today! Neanderthals. 

55 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

It's kinda weird.

I actually feel bad for Carlton supporters. They were as crap as us for longer than us. I can't believe that I'm going to say this - they actually deserved finals this year. 

Why would you even consider feeling sorry for anyone, who willingly spends money on a Carlscum Membership?

John Elliott still lingers

50 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

Where can I get a can of these Carlton tears, so sweet. 

Front bar will be must watch TV this week.

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Gold….

 
31 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Why would you wage a war of words with Melbourne? You KNOW you’ll come off second best…

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This is amazing! Hilarious! I like Carlton A LOT more than the pies or dogs but that karma is epic!!!


10 minutes ago, Hellaintabadplacetobe said:

If Hawks kick 10 more points today, Dogs miss and Blues would play finals.

They didnt and thy wont

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Critical question.  I have gutted two bottles of Shiraz - should I crack another ?

No dude. Just lie back and let the stillness wash over you. 

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Critical question.  I have gutted two bottles of Shiraz - should I crack another ?

Without a doubt BBO. The night is young. 


7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Critical question.  I have gutted two bottles of Shiraz - should I crack another ?

We have a month of finals mate, pace yourself.

17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Critical question.  I have gutted two bottles of Shiraz - should I crack another ?

The fact that you even have to ask this just demonstrates that you have a problem..

You should already be half way through the third.

1 hour ago, DEE fence said:

that's game for the Swannies, they are not Carlton, Don't like all the nerves about Collingwood we need to beat everyone.

I want our home game to have a majority of Dees fans. The Swans means we get that. Cats vs Pies will be good watch.


So I guess that the Pies will beat the Cats by under a goal, with a few gift goals from frees --- but, who will KO them in the Semi?

 
1 hour ago, Winners at last said:

Almost a perfect weekend ... so sad that the filth (again) got home. FFS Blueboys, what chokers (again) !!

I know, the best thing would have been a draw. That meant Carlton and Collingwood to face each other again in the elimination final!

 


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