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6 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Tuned in at the 10 minute mark of the first quarter and within 10 minutes witnessed at least 3 Jamie Elliot tackles and guess what they were all โ€œ play onโ€! FMD itโ€™s a joke.

It is a joke. Sadly we all get sucked in every week.

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6 minutes ago, layzie said:

Lions taking overย 

Have Saints been I 50 this quarter? ย 14+ minutes and have just gone in.

King should have marked that. ย 

Observation: ย porn star FF moustaches at either end FFS.

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Lions have actually tightened their defence the last few weeks. Not for whole games but definitely large chunks. Theyโ€™ll be hard to knock over next week.


Saints putrid this quarter. They'll be doing us no favours tonight

Saints are useless,ย  another wasted season.

Saints defence unspeakably bad. 2 terrible mistakes for the last 2 goals

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Saints overpay for B graders who are the only players who will go there.

Ratten. Top bloke but the luckiest coach in the AFL right now


For something a little random, I've gotta say - [censored] Fox Sorts news caries on with some rubbish sometimes just to make a story our of nothing.ย  How's this for a [censored] storm out of nothing:

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/roos-great-says-club-wont-be-held-to-ransom-by-prized-no1-picks-uncertain-future/news-story/a7af70f7b0748d5c07186548a92a259a

Like who really wants to take an ice bath.ย  I can't imagine this being a story in other circumstances.

It feels like the Saints should be a lot further behind than they are.ย 

St Kilda fans have shown up in the 10โ€™s of hundreds tonight.

If we relegated teams theyโ€™d go down and never make it back again.

4 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

It feels like the Saints should be a lot further behind than they are.ย 

Awful quarter Saints - will switch off and check the scores in the morning.

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Awful quarter Saints - will switch off and check the scores in the morning.

Your not wrong, that quarter was like a bottom four team from the Saints.ย 


Scummy AFL have another high hit to contend with, and who gives a continentalย  except for the players mother, and all in the first game. Hope they get sued just like they should individually.

Results have not gone our way at all, the last 6 or so weeks, including our own.

Lions have 3 tall key forwards for the big marks and then 3 small forwards, who can also ย take a good mark and have pace. ย All 6 are reasonably good kicks for goal.

We have one tall key forward, one good medium, and the rest are not good marks and except for Kozzie, arenโ€™t quick.They are also laying no tackles inside 50 and applying negligible pressure.

It is vastly different to last year.

Hopefully we can get the last two wins and then regain the bye week before the finals.ย 

17 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

For something a little random, I've gotta say - [censored] Fox Sorts news caries on with some rubbish sometimes just to make a story our of nothing.ย  How's this for a [censored] storm out of nothing:

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/roos-great-says-club-wont-be-held-to-ransom-by-prized-no1-picks-uncertain-future/news-story/a7af70f7b0748d5c07186548a92a259a

Like who really wants to take an ice bath.ย  I can't imagine this being a story in other circumstances.

I think theyโ€™ve handled him dreadfully. Why put this in the public domain? That club stinks. They havenโ€™t known when to put their arm around their players and when to expect more.

Heโ€™s a first year player in the system.ย Heโ€™s clearly fed up with getting no support and learning very little.

Brisbane are ordinary and St Kilda shouldn't even be mentioned.


1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Never have I wanted sydney to win more than this weekend.ย 

Well if they do I hope itโ€™s by a few points.

You do realise that if we win our two and Sydney do as well and they increase their % by a couple of %, we will play our QF at the SCG.

If Max King has any aspirations to be successful he'll get sick of playing with these spuds before too long. He'd look good in the red and blue

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3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well if they do I hope itโ€™s by a few points.

You do realise that if we win our two and Sydney do as well and they increase their % by a couple of %, we will play our QF at the SCG.

Yep, small margins please.

Saints are not bad they just canโ€™t kick goals or win games


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