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44 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Mac Andrew is THIN. I’ve got thicker bed sheets (to be fair I like a decent thread count).

He disappears when he turns sideways.

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His arms in particular are very thin. They’re long too which makes them look even thinner, not unlike two strands of spaghetti. 

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Tigers look on. Must be Dimma's talk with his mother. Pam, is that her name?

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6 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Since last Friday night’s Richmond’s V Freo we’re 0-7-1 in terms of hoping for top 4 contenders to lose.

We cannot get a result to save ourselves.

Hopefully Brisbane slip up today to finally have a non MFC result go our way.

Make that 0-8-1 of non MFC games going our way since round 19.

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8 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

On what?

On the back of a milk carton presently.

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Brisbane could jump us on % as well.

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6 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Make that 0-8-1 of non MFC games going our way since round 19.

Destiny in our own hands

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Suns lucky to get over the line. 😬 Exciting finish. 

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2 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Brisbane could jump us on % as well.

No hope of that. But gees the Tigers look bad. Maybe they are playing their fourth quarter first.

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3 minutes ago, radar said:

Destiny in our own hands

Yep ... Do what we need to do and it doesn't matter what the rest of them do.

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4 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Brisbane could jump us on % as well.

We’ll probably have to beat Brisbane in round 23 to finish above them (in addition to beating Pies and Blues) so percentage isn’t overly critical between the 2 sides IMO.

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

His arms in particular are very thin. They’re long too which makes them look even thinner, not unlike two strands of spaghetti. 

As Jack Dyer once said about Justin Madden . . . "his arms go up like two giant testicles."

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Or weatherman David Brown referring to Paul the octopus who used to predict soccer winners as “a head and eight testicles.” 🤭

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6 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

As Jack Dyer once said about Justin Madden . . . "his arms go up like two giant testicles."

Point of order ... he was actually referring to Mark Lee

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I know @binman Rubbish Binny will love this . . . just heard the call of the year on Triple M coming out of the Gold Coast . . . 

We're in an era of great backmen. Tom Barrass, Harris Andrews, Jacob Weitering and Sam Collins

That's going to be hard to beat for the most inept piece of analysis in 2022. 

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