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NON-MFC: Round 20, 2022

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44 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Mac Andrew is THIN. I’ve got thicker bed sheets (to be fair I like a decent thread count).

He disappears when he turns sideways.

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    His arms in particular are very thin. They’re long too which makes them look even thinner, not unlike two strands of spaghetti. 

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    Tigers look on. Must be Dimma's talk with his mother. Pam, is that her name?

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    10 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    Tigers look on. Must be Dimma's talk with his mother. Pam, is that her name?

    On what?

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    6 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Since last Friday night’s Richmond’s V Freo we’re 0-7-1 in terms of hoping for top 4 contenders to lose.

    We cannot get a result to save ourselves.

    Hopefully Brisbane slip up today to finally have a non MFC result go our way.

    Make that 0-8-1 of non MFC games going our way since round 19.

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    8 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

    On what?

    On the back of a milk carton presently.

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    Brisbane could jump us on % as well.

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    6 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Make that 0-8-1 of non MFC games going our way since round 19.

    Destiny in our own hands

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    Suns lucky to get over the line. 😬 Exciting finish. 

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    1 minute ago, radar said:

    Destiny in our own hands

    Absolutely 100% and just shows the top 6 sides won’t be dropping any silly games in the last few rounds.

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    2 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    Brisbane could jump us on % as well.

    No hope of that. But gees the Tigers look bad. Maybe they are playing their fourth quarter first.

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    3 minutes ago, radar said:

    Destiny in our own hands

    Yep ... Do what we need to do and it doesn't matter what the rest of them do.

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    4 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    Brisbane could jump us on % as well.

    We’ll probably have to beat Brisbane in round 23 to finish above them (in addition to beating Pies and Blues) so percentage isn’t overly critical between the 2 sides IMO.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    His arms in particular are very thin. They’re long too which makes them look even thinner, not unlike two strands of spaghetti. 

    As Jack Dyer once said about Justin Madden . . . "his arms go up like two giant testicles."

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    Or weatherman David Brown referring to Paul the octopus who used to predict soccer winners as “a head and eight testicles.” 🤭

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    North playing Essendrug at 4.40 on a Sunday and no body cares. How often were we in that situation.

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    6 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    As Jack Dyer once said about Justin Madden . . . "his arms go up like two giant testicles."

    Point of order ... he was actually referring to Mark Lee

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    I know @binman Rubbish Binny will love this . . . just heard the call of the year on Triple M coming out of the Gold Coast . . . 

    We're in an era of great backmen. Tom Barrass, Harris Andrews, Jacob Weitering and Sam Collins. 

    That's going to be hard to beat for the most inept piece of analysis in 2022. 

    Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

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