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1 minute ago, McQueen said:

Personally I don’t think the umps have been too bad. 
Am pretty stoned however. 

They've been terrible

Well it's official they have been given 3 times as many frees and so many tha caused goals.

 

Remember last year the incorrect disposal 3 mins b4 the end of the game by crows and then the not paying the insufficient intent 5 sets b4 the end.

Crows fans seem so ferral.....as if they will win a flag this year.

 

Commentary just cheering son hard for Adelaide 

Oliver gets bashed in the face no free. Floggarty jumps 15 seconds to early takes Petty out of the contest and misses the ball by 10 metres no free. 

Great job by viney, and langdon showing these half wits how to score with out free kicks. This is going to be an amazing win as we are literally playing against the umps.


Just now, Sideshow Bob said:

They've been terrible

We should be used to it by now. Better not ask HQ for clarification, I’d fear a $50k fine

Bang Bang

Edit:

Bang

Edited by Wadda We Sing

Viney [censored] brilliant!!!

won the clearance and then The goal

so mentally tough 


Boys stepping up. 

Just now, ucanchoose said:

Commentary just cheering son hard for Adelaide 

Yeah been getting cranky with Anthony Hudson over this - however he just wants his excited voice replayed over and over if they get up in N upset

 

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