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Viney, Sparrow and ANB are just lose screw upstairs.

All three have completely coughed up the ball all day to Collingwood player'sĀ 

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Game done. Pathetic!

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Just now, Demon Disciple said:

Lever cannot defend 1 on 1

ANB panicky and handballs in between 2 filth players. Seriously WTF, why not kick in that situation and gain ground


Just now, Gunna’s said:

How many have they not paid. Only against us too

Just one of the many ways they influence results.

8 minutes ago, The Swimming Dee said:

Who that is currently out of the side and available should they have picked? Genuine question?

Brown out. Rivs in and Brayshaw to the wing or Bedford/Chandler play. We are too tall and dump kick with no thought.

The spell is broken we are no longer the bench mark, least we got 2021, now we scrap it out with everyone else

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Pretty sure I predicted a low scoring game. 70-55 I think. But the other way around…


That's on you Dees never showed me anything to convince me otherwise today, good job. Will get a nice birthday tomorrow, if that [censored] who thought it was strange I said it was my birthday last year wants to rear his ugly head again be my guest. You suckĀ 


Well.. I got to see one flag. Won’t see two

It’s been said so often, but we really do have some of the dumbest football players ever seen at this level.Ā 


1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

That’s your man Steven. Thanks again

We didn’t have to suspend him. We have done this to ourselves.Ā 

Bring in Bedford, Van Rooyen and May. Get rid of a few.

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It’s like we are unfit. We can’t run out games yet last year it was our strength.


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