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Ha, Ha ... Cheeky Bowey 😅

1 minute ago, Satan said:

Surely max got clobbered

That was my first thought. 

 

Max gets a clip,. And then a [censored] reversal.  These umps are appalling 


Can;t believe how bad Port are. I know they are depleted but no fight or spirit shown at all. Surely they'll give a yelp in the second half. If not then Ken will be in serious strife 

 
2 minutes ago, Satan said:

Surely max got clobbered

Of course .... but they got hit by the karma bus in the end

That was better.

The evenerupperer free kick on half time also very amusing!


1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Tmac could present 2 hands to the pill... 🤷‍♂️

Other one was being held?

Strange 50 But I'll take it.

 

Not an exciting game, but we are simply controlling it..,  

Interesting to see if PA just stop working as they did in the last 5 minutes.

6 minutes ago, Chook said:

What. Langers hasn't spent a second on the bench all year. Freak. Is he even human?

Would love to know what his half marathon time is. 


They miss Dixon horribly. There’s no pack busting or power leads. Plus that last free from Butters was unforgivable.

26 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Our depth is overrated.

Not a weak link on the ground. Bizarre comment.

I will go into my personal debt for the rest of my life if it means keeping Jackson just one more season. Arguably a Top 20 player in the league already (but needs more exposed form).

And to think there were some fools out there who wanted us to draft Hayden Young! Egg all over your face. PS. Don't look back through my post history in 2019.


1 minute ago, BoBo said:

Would love to know what his half marathon time is. 

i dont know but he probably runs  it before the game.

1 minute ago, —coach— said:

Other one was being held?

Had one attack on ball with 2 hands, marked and goaled 

3 or 4 others he was too concerned with holding his opponent off and trying to one hand tap mark... 

Get the Dukes up

 
1 minute ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

They miss Dixon horribly. There’s no pack busting or power leads. Plus that last free from Butters was unforgivable.

Completely lost his head.

Port are dire

Remember when we used to fight and shut down games and be like “oh my god we are a chance” and then the opposition would kick 5 goals in 4 minutes? 
Good times were had by nobody. 


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