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8 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Um, I think I pipped him? But, by our mutual 'Likes', I think we're happy to share?!

You did too! Well maybe you can share first prize which is, as aforementioned, my love and best wishes. No fighting now! Like anything that’s free, there’s no shortage. 🙂

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5 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

these twenty-three MFC men select themselves.

Is this a clue?

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13 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Bob "Bridge Over Trouble Water" Dylan and Dion "Summertime Blues" DiMucci

That's who LDVC meant, I'd say, but I think there's another one, now 81...

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Well done FND! Your prize?

My love and best wishes. How’s that for a prize? You’re welcome!

And it’s non-transferable too, btw. 😁

 

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Um, I think I pipped him? But, by our mutual 'Likes', I think we're happy to share?!

Happy to share with with Timothy. Can meet up Rnd 1 at the G for the flag unfurling if that suits?

 

edit: so that doesn’t sound quite right. I was trying to say that we are going to win the grand final

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8 minutes ago, FarNorthernD said:

Happy to share with with Timothy. Can meet up Rnd 1 at the G for the flag unfurling if that suits?

You’re on. If Vic. borders are open by then. I’m assuming you live in the NT or QLD. Unless by FarNorthernD you mean the outer northern suburbs of Melbz. 😂

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2 hours ago, layzie said:

Bring on the next one!

 

5 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

It's there, Layzie - see p.2

Better hurry though, Layzie. The only reason it hasn’t been solved yet is coz Mazer clearly hasn’t seen it yet. He solves them in half the time it takes us mere mortals to just read them. 

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52 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

If this one requires football knowledge, I'm a low chance to get it.

Ok, who ARE you? And what have you done with the REAL Mazer? 😠 

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46 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ok, who ARE you? And what have you done with the REAL Mazer? 😠 

Maybe it is the REAL Mazer and he has already figured it out and if he is true to form on these puzzles, his most recent post is really a cryptic clue...

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Thanks for hanging in, folks. You'll have guessed from DS's and La Dee-vina's posts that they got it, in that order, this morning. Also, Lucifer, Mazer hasn't (yet).

It's definitely not football related. Indeed it's not scattergories at all; more of a WCW-type puzzle.

Have a look at my opening sentences. Or, if you like, paragraph.

 

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Just now, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

My apologies to Demonland and Dion di Mucci, who I had incorrectly consigned to another world. (I wonder why?) Indeed, there are five people on the cover of Sgt Peppers who are still with us:

Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Dion Di Mucci, Larry Bell and Bob Dylan.

You gave him the runaround.

He may sue.

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Just now, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

He lets cleverness exceed decent levels

 

Just now, Demonstone said:

Dion is 82 years old now.

Presumably, he's slowed right down and is no longer a wanderer.

More! More!

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4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

 

I have this on my bum.

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I had to, and did, supply photographic evidence! 🤨

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