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ANB Suspected Corked Calf Reported on 7 News

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Anb corked calf

Edited by Satan

 

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Unsurprisingly a storm in a tiny teacup 

sorry to cause any discomfort 😀

  • Demonland changed the title to ANB Corked Calf Reported on 7 News
 

The main training session is on Tuesday, so we will know then I suppose

No suspects at this stage but short, bald man with tattoos seen at the scene of the cork


A friend of mine had a corked bottle of Grange -  he was confined to his bed for a month.

Edited by chook fowler

  • Demonland changed the title to ANB Suspected Corked Calf Reported on 7 News

Hunt’s finger ok then?

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Here us the news report. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Jacqueline Felgate saying Bulldogs win sets up a fairytale finish for them. Haven’t they already had their fairytale finish. I think there is another team waiting for their fairytale. 

Theirs is Rapunzal, ours is Cinderella.

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Here is the news report. 

 

My word the state of sports journalism in this country (in particular, channel 7):

1. Cribbing a Melbourne website interview with Steven May for a bit of soundbite credibility
2. Fake alarmist story based on grainy footage of a strapped calf
3. Sensationalist headlines galore (glad I didn't have to watch the story about the world number 1 women's tennis player and Wimbledon winner "crumbling")

10 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

If anb is out would you put Jordan in & bump jonsey to sub?

I'd prefer Melksham in if ANB is out.


 

Anxiety crashed in as soon as I saw the op.  I live in Canberra, where we have a different news bulletin to Victoria, and I sculled 1/2 bottle of Shiraz in the short time waiting for details.  I’ll now enjoy the remainder of the delicious‘Father’s Day’ dinner that Mrs. Deeoldfart has prepared for me.  Thanks,

Edited by Deeoldfart

It's okay, Demons are just resting Nibbler for a week to prevent him being suspended for Selwood's neck-to-the-throat fend-off and/or off-the-line-of-the-ball bump to the side of a bent over opponent's head a couple of weeks before that.

Hard to imagine Nibbler being able to focus with that much scrutiny on him.


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