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ANB Suspected Corked Calf Reported on 7 News

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Unsurprisingly a storm in a tiny teacup 

sorry to cause any discomfort 😀

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    • Demonland changed the title to ANB Corked Calf Reported on 7 News
     

    The main training session is on Tuesday, so we will know then I suppose

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    No suspects at this stage but short, bald man with tattoos seen at the scene of the cork

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    A friend of mine had a corked bottle of Grange -  he was confined to his bed for a month.

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    • Demonland changed the title to ANB Suspected Corked Calf Reported on 7 News

    Hunt’s finger ok then?

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    Here us the news report. 

     

    Demonland not mentioned

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    4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Jacqueline Felgate saying Bulldogs win sets up a fairytale finish for them. Haven’t they already had their fairytale finish. I think there is another team waiting for their fairytale. 

    Theirs is Rapunzal, ours is Cinderella.

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Here is the news report. 

     

    My word the state of sports journalism in this country (in particular, channel 7):

    1. Cribbing a Melbourne website interview with Steven May for a bit of soundbite credibility
    2. Fake alarmist story based on grainy footage of a strapped calf
    3. Sensationalist headlines galore (glad I didn't have to watch the story about the world number 1 women's tennis player and Wimbledon winner "crumbling")

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    Anxiety crashed in as soon as I saw the op.  I live in Canberra, where we have a different news bulletin to Victoria, and I sculled 1/2 bottle of Shiraz in the short time waiting for details.  I’ll now enjoy the remainder of the delicious‘Father’s Day’ dinner that Mrs. Deeoldfart has prepared for me.  Thanks,

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    It's okay, Demons are just resting Nibbler for a week to prevent him being suspended for Selwood's neck-to-the-throat fend-off and/or off-the-line-of-the-ball bump to the side of a bent over opponent's head a couple of weeks before that.

    Hard to imagine Nibbler being able to focus with that much scrutiny on him.

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