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1 minute ago, monoccular said:

This statue on the mark rule is absolutely absurd, especially in that context.

You can thank Steve Hocking for this rubbish. Delusional, so will make a good fit back at the Cats.

Can’t recall who on here said Bailey Smith was over hyped but wowwee the guy can play footy. 

Schache has lots of brain noise. 

 

Port shall not wave white flag, run hard, keep fighting, what ever the margin is,  WB may run out of steam in 4th quarter.

 

the only thing i care about is that they've shown how schache will play lever - back shoulder, pushing him up under the pill, just like he's doing to aliir x2

pear pressure non-existent; will be interesting to see how footscray go with ours


Current Flag odds:

Melbourne 1.57

Bulldogs 2.75

Port 7.00

1 minute ago, loges said:

Port wetting the bed here

The manic pressure from the Dogs from the first bounce so reminiscent of us last night.

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Mitch “the barometer” Hannan. 

Can’t wait for the old darl at Mitre 10 to talk about him for the next two weeks, “ya know he’s from here don’t ya, great kid!!”

The whole "they're never tear us apart" schtick seems like a sick joke at this point


Just now, Mr Steve said:

So would Melbourne be watching this as a group tonight.

yep, anb confirmed that they watch it together as the game time coincides with dinner time

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

The manic pressure from the Dogs from the first bounce so reminiscent of us last night.

Yes and Port aren't applying any

1 minute ago, Mr Steve said:

So would Melbourne be watching this as a group tonight.

I would bloody well hope so

3 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

Its still only two goals a quarter for Port to get back. They look crap but there's time.

 

Port are mentally shot. Psyched themselves out before the first bounce.

4 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Rozee and Butters are so incredibly fumbly under even scant pressure

They are also, to be kind, not hard.


I was about to say Port just need to stem the bleeding, to try to stay in touch and try to over-run the Dogs who played last week and surely will hit a wall before Port.

But they can't get their hands on the ball and the Dogs are just embarrassing them at the contest.

 

Will make the bona fides of a gf win that much better if we beat this dogs outfit. As much as I would've liked to play Port, beating the dogs would just add to the legacy.

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Port with the Covid? 🤷‍♀️

Well Scott said that his Cats had a virus last night - distemper?


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