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GAMEDAY: QF vs Brisbane

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Fritta doesnt get much recognition as a key player in preambles.

I mean hes 7th on the Coleman board.

Should Hibbo come in for Smith given the conditions?

 

Hi Razor....hope you got to the ground ok. Have a great game and regards to the family....

...brown paper bag is in the usual place

25 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Anyone else beginning to make random non-verbal vocalisations around the house?

For example; "I should [urp] some food now so there is [heeeek] no distractions during the [phrrr-cic] game."

I stopped stringing together coherent sentences hours ago. 


Uncharacteristically calm at the moment. Been on a health kick this week that will be put to the test tonight. I've given the mrs the keys to the wine cellar just in case things get silly after full time like last week. Go dees!

27 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Serious nerves kicking in now 

Been on the dunnie all afternoon

 

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

[censored] poor crowd. They should have played this at the G

Under 10k

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Let's go and do this Demons. The time is now we know what we have to do. 


I've waited 50 years - for this very year.

Time to rain Hell boys!! 💙❤️

I’m bloody packing myself.

Let’s be honest. When we’ve gotten into the top 4 previously, no one ever really took us seriously. Us being there was an aberration.

Now, everyone has put expectation upon us.

Fingers crossed! 🤞🏻🥶


Enter 'squeeky bum time'.

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Think I heard the woohoo guy as they came out. 

Our #23.

WE ARE MELBOURNE.

WE GOT THIS! 
❤️💙❤️💙

 

Now a reminder please of last weeks postings  - hold your bundle 'landers.

Gawny leads the players onto the ground, then turns around and high fives every single one of them as they run past him, a massive smile on his face.

What a fantastic leader.


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