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Dees vs Bulldogs This Week

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2 hours ago, Deetective Sgt. Taggert said:

Did anyone else notice that Brayshaw let this slip in the post match interview? Seems like its almost a done deal…

Yeah I did but thought it was just a slip up until the news today 

 
1 hour ago, faultydet said:

To be fair, we will comfortably account for the dogs if the current pattern continues.

We are so bloody schizophrenic.

More like bipolar, up and then down.

Schizophrenia is living in delusional states, creating non realities. Which, is not true, we are a good side and have proven our credentials with some great wins.  We have not imagined them.

Reality is, we are a hard side to beat.

Though, our problems are in our head, we need mental strength and agility 

 

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2 hours ago, dl4e said:

Does not matter who we play. After yesterday they look gone. 

Go to bed! 

 

Well that sucks. I have been hanging to watch the dogs game, especially after missing the earlier game. We’ll still be lockdown next weekend I’d say 

B@ll@cks. Another game we won't be able to attend. 


49 minutes ago, kev martin said:

More like bipolar, up and then down.

Schizophrenia is living in delusional states, creating non realities. Which, is not true, we are a good side and have proven our credentials with some great wins.  We have not imagined them.

Reality is, we are a hard side to beat.

Though, our problems are in our head, we need mental strength and agility 

 

Demonlanders: Schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociative disorder, NPD, PTSD and DPD.

Dee players: Adult ADHD

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2 hours ago, dl4e said:

Does not matter who we play. After yesterday they look gone. 

and what were you saying a week ago ?

 
29 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Demonlanders: Schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociative disorder, NPD, PTSD and DPD.

Dee players: Adult ADHD

PD's (personality disorders), are a degree of associated problems, we all exhibit some behaviour of each. So it comes down to how dysfunctional we are, not the behaviour.  

I would suggest OCD (obsessive, compulsive disorder), is a more likely diagnosis within this threads topic and Demonlanders.  

Look how we get thrown out by change to the schedule and our weekly rituals during the season for our march to the grail.

Edited by kev martin

2 hours ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Switching round 19 and 20 games still has a few border closure and exemption issues. 

Just let us play GCS next week in Qld!!  If Brisb can come and go to Melb to play the Hawks next week then we can come and go to Qld to play GCS. 

Have a horrible feeling the AFL is hell bent on us playing in Darwin.

I don't get why we have to move games around? Just play them where they can be played, we will end up being screwed having to travel to Darwin then Perth in consecutive weeks ?


I think we might be in for a beating, worse luck.

4 minutes ago, 3183 Dee said:

I think we might be in for a beating, worse luck.

I don’t understand this thinking. So if we played them in two weeks we could beat them but playing them next week means we lose? We aren’t carrying significant injuries. Nothing will be different next week to the week after, except for perhaps a small-ish crowd. 

9 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I don’t understand this thinking. So if we played them in two weeks we could beat them but playing them next week means we lose? We aren’t carrying significant injuries. Nothing will be different next week to the week after, except for perhaps a small-ish crowd. 

Well, if they do play this week, and limit the crowd to 25,000 then 80% need to be Dees fans, as it is our home game!


You'd hope that next season the mathematical genius who develops the AFL Fixture might let each team play each other once before any repeat games are scheduled.  That way, if the season needs to be shortened it can be done fairly.  I've never understood why we play some sides twice before we complete a match against all sides.

4 minutes ago, CYB said:

They will tackle and hunt us like no tomorrow. 

Our ball movement will be a thing of beauty.

Our ability to get the ball will hurt anyone in the way.

Fight, get it and control it.

They will chase us all day.

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6 minutes ago, SPC said:

Did we have a VFL match this weekend?

no... cancelled unfortunately

Ironically Sydney and GWS seconds played yesterday and 3 from each team had to go around again today due to the covid exposures at the rugby.


I believe there was a practice game with a few Victorian clubs and we were involved as well. Not sure who played. 

I just hope the boys come to Perf to play and smash the Eagles.

My only game I can attend all year.

I hope, however unlikely, that the AFL put some thought into our finishing with three away games in a row, with two of those on opposite sides of the country. I’m happy to play the teams, a rethink of the venues is warranted.

 
28 minutes ago, bobby1554 said:

Well, if they do play this week, and limit the crowd to 25,000 then 80% need to be Dees fans, as it is our home game!

I will eat my hat if we are allowed crowds at games in Victoria in the next 2-3 weeks. Given the spread at the MCG the argument to allow crowds becomes ever harder to make while we still have cases and while NSW is still a clusterfudge. 

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I will eat my hat if we are allowed crowds at games in Victoria in the next 2-3 weeks. Given the spread at the MCG the argument to allow crowds becomes ever harder to make while we still have cases and while NSW is still a clusterfudge. 

Bowler or Trilby?

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