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Just now, —coach— said:

How’s that for a stat, 18 marks to port, 2 for us at quarter time!

And we lead 

keep going Dees don’t worry about umps 

get it done 

 

Gee we're looking better this week.

our forward line looks dangerous.

Now for four quarters of this and we should crack all 25 of the port players

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

These umps are cooked. 

Think you mean crooked...

 

Relatively good first quarter compared to our expectations. 2 tall forwards is clearly our best setup.

Our midfield is in disgusting form, which is the key reason we're in a flat patch right now. Trac tries to do too much and Clarry is also below his best. Viney is a massive worry.

May immense.


1 minute ago, —coach— said:

How’s that for a stat, 18 marks to port, 2 for us at quarter time!

It’s 35-21 marks Port’s way.

Fix our set shots and we’ll win every week!

1 minute ago, —coach— said:

How’s that for a stat, 18 marks to port, 2 for us at quarter time!

35 to 21 according to my stats

 

The umpiring is atrocious! How can you get a free kick when the guy falls over into Tmacs knees and he was trying to get out of the way! Motlop’s throw for their second goal!! I am beyond frustrated 

Funny not one commentator has said anything yet the game against the Dons which was nowhere near as lobsided got a lot discussion.


I think we started well, and I’m really glad we got reward for effort as I thought we were the better team.

The game style against us is now obvious. Short chip kicks through the zone. Try and tire us out defending. Makes our stoppage work super important.

Amazing the difference when we win the centre clearances. The last 3 were great. 

Just our field kicking has been off. Viney needs to be better in that department. 

Salem started well. 

Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

It’s 35-21 marks Port’s way.

9 more uncontested possessions so unsurprising.

1 minute ago, WA Demon Boy said:

Harmes and Viney are dead average players - people on here need to wake up to it 

Mate just stfu if you can’t say anything but rubbish our own players 


Just now, DemonDan11 said:

The umpiring is atrocious! How can you get a free kick when the guy falls over into Tmacs knees and he was trying to get out of the way! Motlop’s throw for their second goal!! I am beyond frustrated 

Should have been below the knee if anything. 

Just now, jnrmac said:

35 to 21 according to my stats

Yeah it flashed up on the screen thought it was the whole quarter, but was just for the last 10mins of quarter.

Best start weve had in weeks

7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

8 frees to 5. 

so many not awarded to us and heaps of theirs simply not 

Gotta admit these maggots have no shame.


We’re switched on which is good. BBB not involved yet but another tall in there clearly is helping with structure.

Brayshaw's tackle pressure is up but been pretty dumb giving 2 costly free kicks away. Needs to be a bit smarter but a good start. 

Charlie Spargo is so good at the toby Greene move. 

 
Just now, —coach— said:

Ah yeah just saw that that, thanks ?

Teams try to control the ball rather than bomb it in to lever and may.  Probably makes that stat lopsided

1 minute ago, —coach— said:

Ah yeah just saw that that, thanks ?

I know because I was swearing at the TV and then realised it was only 10 minutes ?

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