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Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Can Clayton Oliver kick the ****IBG THING FORWARD!!

Seriously killing us with his Hollywood style handballs. Pull your head in Oliver!

If Goody is serious about teaching he needs to be dragged and told.  That's NOT THE MELBIURNE WAY!

 
2 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

I'd have paid it.

That's why your not an umpire

Umpires are [censored] cheats.

 

Couple of lucky breaks for us

5 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Keep Harmes in the middle FCS!

Agree,  Merrett/oompa loompa will take him to the ball. 


Just now, loges said:

That's why your not an umpire

And you are?

Essendon players want it more.

They are willing to put their heads down to get the ball, we prefer to just do little dinky kicks off the ground in front of us and hope it pops up.

 
2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Umpires are [censored] cheats.

Week in week out though

Edited by Gunna’s

Amazing: we got that free


no tracc tonight,the big heads are getting  in their own  way

Our timing is so out of whack right now. Every disposal seems to be miss-timed. 
 

Hospital stuff happening too regularly 

1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

If Goody is serious about teaching he needs to be dragged and told.  That's NOT THE MELBIURNE WAY!

2 weeks in a row he's killed us with this [censored].

Cost us a goal directly by trying to be too cute.

 


Steve May is BOG by an absolute daylight


1 minute ago, Hopeful Demon said:

Shut up Stringer, you sook.

Got him clearly in the head

The negative: we've been rubbish

The positive: we're somehow leading this game

1 minute ago, WA Demon Boy said:

Merrett with 26 at HT is a disgrace - get on that dude 

What’s he done with it though? 
seen him whining to umps more than damaging disposals

 

God it’s a trial watching this. 


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