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49 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Ridiculous isn't it? It would literally take 15 minutes for someone to whack together a matrix of what colours the umpires should wear in each combination of teams to avoid clashes. 

Or they could always just wear that green uniform they have, seeing as there aren't any clubs with a green uniform. 

This seems like the easiest problem ever to solve. 

I agree-N. GREEN UNIFORM FOR UMPIRES. No AFL side wears green. SIMPLE SOLUTION. Just do it AFL. 

 
5 hours ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

This deserves 4 weeks al-la ANB

 

Agreed...

11 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Carn the blues 

Wash your mouth out with soap and water. When done, give yourself an uppercut.

 
1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Carlscum are playing well today. 
They will be no pushover next week. 
no esy games…

Carlton looking the goods tonight. If the Blues win it will guarantee the Dees v Blues game next week will see supporters from both sides come out in droves next Saturday arvo, 3:20 pm MCG...BIG CROWD on the cards next week - Dees 2 games clear of the Dogs? maybe!...gonna be a ripsnorter of a game - GO DEES! 

Edited by AC/DeeC


8 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Wash your mouth out with soap and water. When done, give yourself an uppercut.

Why there are far worse teams, carn the Blues!

10 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Wash your mouth out with soap and water. When done, give yourself an uppercut.

Done!

Apologies

 

Doggies making Carlton look good. They won’t be getting this kind of space against us next week.   

A Carlton win is great for us. Obviously puts 2 games between us and the chasing pack. But also much better to play Carlson when they have high expectations as they usually flop when that’s the case.  


I hate Carlscum. Hope the doggies can bury them in 2nd half. Won't happen though. The thaught of losing our first game to them fills me with dread. If they beat the dogs watch the media jump all over their bandwagon for the game next week.

Had my doubts about McKay but he's really starting to look the goods 

2 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Had my doubts about McKay but he's really starting to look the goods 

Yep. Him and Walsh are the ones you have to watch.


1 minute ago, dl4e said:

Yep. Him and Walsh are the ones you have to watch.

betts goes ok still 

“Treloar slams the door shut”

- Brian Taylor in reference to a Doggies goal that brings them within 19 pts (as opposed to kicking the sealer) Geez BT says some strange things.

 

Carna Blues!

Gee Carlton will have there confidence up next week. 

May would surely have to take McKay next week. 

Hibbard take betts next week?

Lions have started well. 


I think Smith from the bulldogs is too worried about his hair than getting the ball. 

58 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Carn the blues 

I understand what you mean, and I do sort of want them to win. It would be great to be 2 games clear. But I hate reading that, could never say it out loud, and just can't type it. I was in the Carlton zone as a kid and teenager when the Dees were winning wooden spoons and the Blues winning Flags. I despise them with a passion.

 
31 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Carlton will be extra tired after this one. On the fast track vs Doggies

We also get an extra day preparation, and to analyse them at the game.

You would imagine, some of our coaches are there.

Edited by kev martin


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