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When do we play North? 
?

 

3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

after the anzac eve game at their blundstone fortress

ben brown almost certain to debut for the dees that round?

Don't debut him then. Might make them play the only decent game for the year.

 
12 minutes ago, chookrat said:

I'd love to watch 186, it is a match that I missed and never bothered to watch on replay.  I can imagine it being much like North v Doggies but without a scrap of resistance between the first and last bounce.

It could be 2521 and it will still be too soon to mention watching 186 again.

thats what is on repeat in the waiting room to enter Hell

Josh Bruce puts himself at top of the order as the worst 10 goal a game player ever.

 


2 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Don't debut him then. Might make them play the only decent game for the year.

He won't be ready by then. No fear. 

1 minute ago, old dee said:

He won't be ready by then. No fear. 

Good. My MFCSS syndrome was kicking in early.

Just now, dl4e said:

Good. My MFCSS syndrome was kicking in early.

He has been 426 for 8 now. 

Let’s all look at Bruce’s efforts as 15k to the Royal Children’s.


North's percentage after 3 rounds is 37.3%. outside of Essendon I cannot think of a side they would be a chance to beat. It is quite likely they will go all season without a win and less than 50%.

4 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Good. My MFCSS Syndrome was kicking in early.

Do you mean the MFCSSS (Melbourne Footy Club Supporter Syndrome Syndrome)

Hell, I've got it & now I'm really worried about the GWS game.

13 minutes ago, chookrat said:

North's percentage after 3 rounds is 37.3%. outside of Essendon I cannot think of a side they would be a chance to beat. It is quite likely they will go all season without a win and less than 50%.

Melbourne will do what we did to Sydney in 94 and gift them a win

Edited by ucanchoose

18 minutes ago, chookrat said:

North's percentage after 3 rounds is 37.3%. outside of Essendon I cannot think of a side they would be a chance to beat. It is quite likely they will go all season without a win and less than 50%.

Essendon will [censored] them.


1 minute ago, Nasher said:

If the AFL hand us (Tasmania) this steaming [censored] it’s just proof of their contempt for the push for a team. “You wanted a team, here it is. Enjoy.” ? 

To be fair, you’ve supported a team that was a steaming [censored] for a long time and you’re still here.

Ben Brown and Majak must be counting their lucky stars they are out of that joint.

I can only see them beating 2 teams this year, Essendon or the Giants.

 

#Doomed #Nevertobeseenagainonfreetoair #Soulless

#Tasmaniaawaits

Edited by Win4theAges

 
27 minutes ago, chookrat said:

North's percentage after 3 rounds is 37.3%. outside of Essendon I cannot think of a side they would be a chance to beat. It is quite likely they will go all season without a win and less than 50%.

Same thing was said about Adelaide last season and they ended up getting some wins.  North will win 2-3 games.

Edited by Pickett2Jackson


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