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16 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Dieter is a convicted snowdropper and a reformed teabagger.

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Tell us aomething we don't know, Biff.

A German teabagger and snowdropper,ย none the less. Amongst the most emotionally repressed!

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2 hours ago, Patches Oโ€™houlihan said:

I heard LJ is flighty?ย 

Yes, Luke 'Flighty' Jackson

Not saying he's gone of course,ย butย its not totally safe

29 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Yes, Luke 'Flighty' Jackson

Not saying he's gone of course,ย butย its not totally safe

Nearly everyone from Perf wants to go back there.

It's Alan Bond Syndrome.

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33 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Yes, Luke 'Flighty' Jackson

Not saying he's gone of course,ย butย its not totally safe

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You should probably move on mate. Not healthy to be so obsessive over people on the internet you've never met.

It's a footy forum, perhaps time to remember that.

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7 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

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You should probably move on mate. Not healthy to be so obsessive over people on the internet you've never met.

It's a footy forum, perhaps time to remember that.

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One of the most entertaining things this off season so far is to see you take the bait and carry on like a pork chop.

Thanks for the rumours and the entertainmentย 


44 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Nearly everyone from Perf wants to go back there.

It's Alan Bond Syndrome.

Yeh and what happened to Alan Bond!!

24 minutes ago, Docs Demons said:

Yeh and what happened to Alan Bond!!

he [censored] supermodels, shot bad dudes and drive nice cars? or was that james i get them confusedย ?

On 11/18/2020 at 8:04 AM, Roger Mellie said:

Petracca's just had a birds eye view of how the Pies promise the world then do a runner. Let's hope his manager is also Treloar's or Stephenson's.

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Surely Colliewobbles are going to have a massive challenge attracting elite players after the way they treated Treloar. Iโ€™ve never seen anything like it.ย 
Entice an elite player away from their team with a massive salary offer. As soon as he arrives pressure him ย to deferย his salary, then keep doing that for a number of years. Then when itโ€™s due effectivelyย sack him. Then start spreading malicious untrue ย rumours that the senior players donโ€™t want you at the club. Wow. Good luck getting players there after that performance.ย 
mind you 72 million Americans just voted to re-elect Trump so anythingโ€™s possible.ย 

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8 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

Yeh and what happened to Alan Bond!!

Look what happened to Jesse Hogan!

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9 hours ago, Lord Nev said:

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You should probably move on mate. Not healthy to be so obsessive over people on the internet you've never met.

It's a footy forum, perhaps time to remember that.

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You always rise to the bait Nev.

Every. Single. Time.


Cats have beaten us and other clubs to an exciting young 202cm basketball talent Paul Tsapatolis.

Fair month for the Cats, play in GF, get best forward in the competition and a couple of other players, sign the most chased young ruck prospect around and get a bucketload of extra cash from the State, to improveย their massive home ground advantage stadium.

It is easy to support some clubs.ย 

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21 minutes ago, It's Time said:

Surely Colliewobbles are going to have a massive challenge attracting elite players after the way they treated Treloar. Iโ€™ve never seen anything like it.ย 
Entice an elite player away from their team with a massive salary offer. As soon as he arrives pressure him ย to deferย his salary, then keep doing that for a number of years. Then when itโ€™s due effectivelyย sack him. Then start spreading malicious untrue ย rumours that the senior players donโ€™t want you at the club. Wow. Good luck getting players there after that performance.ย 
mind you 72 million Americans just voted to re-elect Trump so anythingโ€™s possible.ย 

I was about to hit like on your post until I read the final sentence.

Have a pop at Trump by all means but can we please leave the voters out of it. Youโ€™ll never unite if you disparage the other side. They had very good reasons for not voting Biden. Andย there's zero relevance/comparison betweenย Treloar and Collingwood and Trump voters as if half of America voting republican is some sort of big surprise!

Plus I thought the footy forums were supposed to be apolitical anyways?

2 hours ago, Better days ahead said:

You always rise to the bait Nev.

Every. Single. Time.

No, I don't reply every time. But I get sick of the baiting tbh. I'm here to talk footy and there's a group of posters here who do it rarely.

"If you continually bait certain posters you will be banned. No more warnings."

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11 hours ago, BAMF said:

One of the most entertaining things this off season so far is to see you take the bait and carry on like a pork chop.

Thanks for the rumours and the entertainmentย 

Would be a far better forum without 'bait' wouldn't it though?

5 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

Would be a far better forum without 'bait' wouldn't it though?

That's debaitable.


5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

That's debaitable.

Reelly funny

2 hours ago, Better days ahead said:

I was about to hit like on your post until I read the final sentence.

Have a pop at Trump by all means but can we please leave the voters out of it. Youโ€™ll never unite if you disparage the other side. They had very good reasons for not voting Biden. Andย there's zero relevance/comparison betweenย Treloar and Collingwood and Trump voters as if half of America voting republican is some sort of big surprise!

Plus I thought the footy forums were supposed to be apolitical anyways?

If you wish to keep politics off the forum then I suggest you simply note that a post you consider political is inappropriate.ย  Presenting your own view as you did is simply doing more of what you complain of.

Personally I have no problem with throw-away lines like in ItsTime's post that you complained about whether 'left' or 'right' - ย  they'd be too hard for the mods to deal with anyway.ย  Detailed arguments are another matter.ย 

What bait? Seriously this is ridiculous.

I thought a young player with a giant leap might be given a nickname that suits. IMO Flighty is the perfect nickname for Jackson. We regularly apply nicknames to players that aren't necessarily the ones they get called by team mates. Manyย on here have profile names that illustrate this point, such as Lord Nev, DazzleDavey, petraccattack, etc

Lets move on, stop misreading the tea leavesย and get some rumours happening!ย 

4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

What bait? Seriously this is ridiculous.

I thought a young player with a giant leap might be given a nickname that suits. IMO Flighty is the perfect nickname for Jackson. We regularly apply nicknames to players that aren't necessarily the ones they get called by team mates. Manyย on here have profile names that illustrate this point, such as Lord Nev, DazzleDavey, petraccattack, etc

Lets move on, stop misreading the tea leavesย and get some rumours happening!ย 

Had this nickname since about 2004 when I first started demonland.. #loyal

And yes I have no life....

15 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Had this nickname since about 2004 when I first started demonland.. #loyal

And yes I have no life....

Demonland IS life, dazzle.

Without it, I'd be using my time farย more effectively, and frankly I can't have that.


21 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Had this nickname since about 2004 when I first started demonland.. #loyal

And yes I have no life....

Your user name is my favourite on here Dazzle!

On 11/18/2020 at 6:33 PM, Moonshadow said:

I've heard a rumour that Max is shavings his beard for good, Oliver will be sporting a comb over and Trump orange tan from now on, Spargo has grown 15cm, and Steven May has changed his name to Steven Will

You can believe it, Nasher!

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Oh, that is almost brilliant! Lots to look forward to - now to work with words on Brown's steel wool scalp.

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Your user name is my favourite on here Dazzle!

Cut to the quick!

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2 hours ago, sue said:

If you wish to keep politics off the forum then I suggest you simply note that a post you consider political is inappropriate.ย  Presenting your own view as you did is simply doing more of what you complain of.

Personally I have no problem with throw-away lines like in ItsTime's post that you complained about whether 'left' or 'right' - ย  they'd be too hard for the mods to deal with anyway.ย  Detailed arguments are another matter.ย 

Fair enough. Iโ€™ll take your point on board. From this post onwards no more politics from me.

I do wonder though. There have been numerous comments about Trump supporters on the footy forum that are allowed to pass without comment. Would posts about Biden supporters be let slide in the same way?

41 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Fair enough. Iโ€™ll take your point on board. From this post onwards no more politics from me.

I do wonder though. There have been numerous comments about Trump supporters on the footy forum that are allowed to pass without comment. Would posts about Biden supporters be let slide in the same way?

Trump fans are too busy working on their super dooopppeerrr โ€œtrucksโ€, adding more flags to them so they can get on โ€œtrainsโ€ to be worried about spending hours on Internet forums commenting on non-Trump voters surely?


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