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Gold Coast coach Stuart Dew in urinating video, reportedly deliberately leaked

The link is to indicate urinating in public that the AFL are embarrassed about.

 

Down at Gosch's paddock there are no facilities. 

I have seen numerous players urinating in public. Squatting or behind trees is the usual method.

Why do we have substandard training facilities? Nearest toilet is a 4 minute walk away. A ten minute disruption to the group.

 

Someone could easily expose the MFC players if they felt very vindictive. 

 

Ten in the morning is a better look than outside the pub at night!  NOT.

 

 
 

It's kinda funny really. good work Dewy! play on. 


Jesus, slow news week??

from 2 years ago.  probably some disgruntled player that was just canned 'leaked' it.  but who cares?

actually, ive changed my mind, its an outrage!  this season should be cancelled!

He could have done a wee-wee in a drink bottle and then sprayed it all over the nearest journalist. Just a waste.

 

Have Stuart Dew and the poo jogger ever been seen in the same room together? Just saying...


21 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

In the uncut version he walks back and does a poo. 

And then picks it up and throws it at a granny in a wheelchair?

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1 hour ago, nacnud said:

How the [censored] did you manage to link this to the mfc??
 

It embarrassing for the club, the players, the AFL, and myself, that our players are always urinating in public.

I find myself having to look away and pretend I didn't notice.

Sets a bad example.

The law says you can't. 

With substandard, facilities we will be an irrelevant club!

 


Surprised it took you 15 posts, BBO.

"I'd like to apologise to my family, team-mates, the AFL, the umpires, Toyota, Channel 7, Fox and 3AW. In particular, I'm sorry to all the kids out there who expect better from salad dodgers like me. I'm not proud of what happened and I regret my decisions. I'm just so sorry it wasn't all over Eddie McGuire."

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24 minutes ago, A F said:

Surprised it took you 15 posts, BBO.

Actually Adam, this is a thread where I could contribute with a fair degree of knowledge, insight and experience.

However, as the Mods often tend to undervalue my efforts, it is best to keep my own counsel.


14 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Nice distraction from the Harley Bennell, Petracca and Hunt fiascos.

This one seems to have even less to it. [censored] people on the football field is bizarre. Pissing in the bushes is hardly earth shattering.

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Lol, f i n g e r i n g is censored but pissing isn't. Brilliant.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm not one to tell tales but , I believe @Moonshadow, was involved in a similar incident subsequent to a Melbourne V Giants game at Manuka some years ago.

Er, I don't think so. You make up more rubbish than Tom Brown. 

 
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6 minutes ago, A F said:

This one seems to have even less to it. [censored] people on the football field is bizarre. Pissing in the bushes is hardly earth shattering.

In some states, you can pass on your own car. 


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