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Umps have it in for us today. 
 

 


About to lose my [censored] at these umpires. May as well just kick the goals for them.

These umpires are disgusting 

Paying every soft [censored] touch to Norf and nothing to us. 
 

Sadly we are killing ourselves with horrible kicking for goal 

 

We would have to be the most frustrating side by far to watch. 


They are atrocious and we're two goals behind.

Their foot skills are worse than ours. But they're getting free kicks for absolutely nothing.

Doesn't help with Harmes turns it over with a shocker and vandenBerg gives away a stupid 50.

This is not looking good early.

Already 6-2 to North in the free kick department.  This shouldn't surprise anyone considering we have the same three from 4 days ago.

They have 6 free kicks in 8 minutes play time..... They are literally on track for 48 frees 

Two games in a row from Vanders. Stupid footballer. Needs to go.


Number 31 umpire please curl up and croak.

Edited by leave it to deever

4 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Umpiring can go and get absolutely [censored] 

Really. They are consistemtly bad- ask the Blues after today.  But Fritsch's lazy and smart alec open goal miss is the real problem. Weed hits the pos also doesn't help. Are they interested? Time will tell..

Seriously


Just now, titan_uranus said:

This is not looking good early.

I'm getting the same feelings from early on in the Port game here.

 

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