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These umps are rubbish.  That wasn't a free to Jackson.

4 goals between Weid and Jackson at the moment is a big win.

 

Haha we get one soft one and the commentators have a fit. Change your tampon derm

 

Salem doesn't take the game on enough.  Way too conservative with his kicking and decision making.


Why does Derm (of all the unintelligent people in the world of footy) do love hearing from more and more each game that I hear his call? He's dumb as a fence post, but he's so damn honest!

Could this be the worst conmentary team ever assembled?

 

Harmes playing well tonight.

Keep on sooking bogans.


1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

Salem doesn't take the game on enough.  Way too conservative with his kicking and decision making.

hes been better tonight.

How bad is the commentary? 
A bunch of dirty ex players, and the bloke that used to host Millionaire, whinging about the umpires giving us any free.

 


Is Brayshaw playing?????    

Adelaide are utterly pathetic. We should win this by 10 goals now.

Fair play to Tomlinson there.  Turned a rubbish kick into a win with some good work on half back.

@dpositive

MFC 5:4.34

ADE 2:4.16


We are absolutely awful, so many passengers, against any other team we'd be well behind.

 
2 minutes ago, Demon Jack said:

Harmes playing well tonight.

Want to make a good game for his 100th

Its hard to tell.

I though Port fans were even worse than eagles.

Now Im kinda leaning towards crows.


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