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How does the "If we lose to the Suns I will..." thread have more post than this thread?

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Looking at the ground last night it looks like an absolute cows paddock.

Fingers cross for no injuries.

I like our selected side. I reckon we will win comfortably 

I am particularly looking forward to watching Bennell and an improved VDB, now that he has a couple of games under his belt

In a joyous celebration of my returned optimism, I shall give the maid a jolly good pre game rollicking !


18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I like our selected side. I reckon we will win comfortably 

I am particularly looking forward to watching Bennell and an improved VDB, now that he has a couple of games under his belt

In a joyous celebration of my returned optimism, I shall give the maid a jolly good pre game rollicking !

I think sleep is in order for you Bbo it has obviously been a long night.

4 minutes ago, old dee said:

I think sleep is in order for you Bbo it has obviously been a long night.

Now now od ......... let me enjoy my moment of joyous optimism!!!!!

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now now od ......... let me enjoy my moment of joyous optimism!!!!!

I am truely surprised you can summons some Bbo. 

 

Dees by 4 goals.

Weid to kick three, Bennell to have an impact and Clarrie will respond to the criticism with a vintage game in the middle.

6 minutes ago, old dee said:

I am truely surprised you can summons some Bbo. 

It’s a balancing act od !

Dictated largely by whether I guzzle large amounts of vin ordinaire or The Manor’s budget allowing me to savour a higher quality Shiraz


It’ll be interesting to see us play against a team that attacks and doesn’t play keeping off. 
should mean we can hit the scoreboard for once. I too expect a win but the suns have been very good this year

21 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Dees by 4 goals.

Weid to kick three, Bennell to have an impact and Clarrie will respond to the criticism with a vintage game in the middle.

Agree Clarry will be BOG or if not him Gawny.

Raining and predicted to last all day. Will be a slippery wet slog.

It seemed very slippery last night on the tv, so even though I like the addition of two talls I sort of lol’d to myself that this could be perceived as the game you don’t want to bring in talls (it’s almost like he’s trying to select the wrong team ? - only at Melbourne)!! Looking forward to it anyway! Go dees!

38 minutes ago, old dee said:

I think sleep is in order for you Bbo it has obviously been a long night.

A little pity for the maid might be in order OD


24 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It’s a balancing act od !

Dictated largely by whether I guzzle large amounts of vin ordinaire or The Manor’s budget allowing me to savour a higher quality Shiraz

I hope you aren't allowing the maid to drink pre-match Uncle.  Particularly the ordinaire stuff!

3 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

A little pity for the maid might be in order OD

I have a feeling the maid is not adverse to his lordship advances RN.

36 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Dees by 4 goals.

Weid to kick three, Bennell to have an impact and Clarrie will respond to the criticism with a vintage game in the middle.

And then we will wonder why weid and Bennell haven’t been in the team for the last 2 weeks. 

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

I have a feeling the maid is not adverse to his lordship advances RN.

So a glutton for punishment OD like all good Demon supporters! ?

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Strangely optimistic, I think something might click tonight.


1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Looking at the ground last night it looks like an absolute cows paddock.

Fingers cross for no injuries.

Can you imagine the quality of game this will produce could well be 1 goal each at half time. 

1 minute ago, Luther said:

Strangely optimistic, I think something might click tonight.

Feeling the same way. Think all the media heat and the hub will galvanise the group.

2 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

So a glutton for punishment OD like all good Demon supporters! ?

In a lot of games RN a good thrashing would be preferable to be forced to watch the game.

 

Got some pork fillet marinating in a Chinese BBQ brine, some home made Italian venison sausages, a couple of car from porterhouse steaks all going on the smoker and a bottle of Hently farm Shiraz* 

The final piece of the puzzle is a pineapple of the sun's paying $2.40 as an insurance policy...

 

*I know that description is a bit to stereotypical for some but I can assure you I am a hairy tattooed pig farmer who has never been to the snow.

Games against Gold Coast have historically been positive turning points in our season, so I'm tipping that to continue.  2 and 3 with the team playing a more confident, connected brand of footy and things won't seem anything like as bad as they do right now.


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