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GAMEDAY: Rd 04 vs Geelong

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Gee we have given them 3 goals this quarter...,

 
 
4 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

What is wrong with lever. He needs a spell

He is [censored]. People need to wake up and realise what a huge waste he is.

Getting him has set our club back.

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    They kick goals every time the ball goes into the forwardline. So really we haven’t won a single part of the ground this game. 

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    Salem is a lost souless shadow of where he was 2 seasons or so ago.

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    Just classic Melbourne. 

    Give away a soft bullsh*t goal in the last minute.

    But up the other end we have to work so bloody hard to even get an opportunity.


    Covid might just finish this club off and I can get on with my life without this ridiculous attachment that's so bad for my health 

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    We are a very ordinary side, with not even the semblance of a forward line.

    Dumbest football team ever. 
    Keep the ball in play and give another goal. 
    Actually  making me sick being beaten by an ordinary side one man down. 

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    1 minute ago, Buzzy said:

    Just classic Melbourne. 

    Give away a soft bullsh*t goal in the last minute.

    But up the other end we have to work so bloody hard to even get an opportunity.

    Two!

    edit.. thank god, Max is still here 

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    Here comes another one.

    Lever is a joke.

    Our game plan or lack of gameplan is excruciating. Often handball up the air or to themselves as they dont know what to do next. 

    What exactly are we trying to achieve out there?

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    It’s so exhausting watching this [censored]. And our coach truly is a marvel. He does nothing. Is he on job keeper? 

    I hate supporting this club.

    We are a disgrace to the system.

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    Completely rudderless all over the field.  What a rabble


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