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2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Just Great. FFS Canโ€™t these players read and understand situations??

You mean like isolating for 14 days, oh no, it didn't actually say that did it

Never made a mistake in your life right Mr Infallible

Kozzy and Spargo just learnt a lesson the hard way

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34 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Breach???ย 
16 Crows players all breached the rules as well as the coaches. Their excuse? None, โ€œwe got it wrongโ€.ย ย And their punishment?? Be more careful next time. ย Itโ€™s ridiculousย 

Hahaha this..

You know Vic bias and all.. ?โ€โ™‚๏ธ

8 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

You mean like isolating for 14 days, oh no, it didn't actually say that did it

Never made a mistake in your life right Mr Infallible

Kozzy and Spargo just learnt a lesson the hard way

GO AWAY.ย 

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Your answers are the same, regardless of what people leave on here

Players would have been given strict guidelines to adhere to ย 

Donโ€™t Visit Friends ย That is it...

Not difficult is it?

It has nothing to do with me

BUT DONโ€™Tย YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR THEM....

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18 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

Aside from covid issues, I hope the fags were just curiosity or temporary lapse. I bought a pack for the first time in 5 years last night after too many beers. Had a few predictably digusting puffs and then through the packet in the bin. Bloody waste of money.

Spargo being a regular smoker might explain why he doesn't have the energy to kick it 30m!

Sorry mate, I thought it would be obvious that I was taking the pi$$....although his growth appears to have been stunted doesnโ€™t it.

Having said that, Iโ€™m glad you made that decision. A wise one indeed...

13 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

Smoking is now solely the domain of the super-wealthy.

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Which is Fantastic. However if you're in a European country where it's unfortunately dirt cheap, the smoking is ubiquitous and just dirty to have to walk through!


Gotta hand it to Spargo.

Puts in a round 1 performance at a levelย not seen since Isaac Weetra circa 2008.

Then coerced our premier albeit young small forward into attending a house party via an Uber during pandemic -ย ย hence robbing us a key piece of the puzzle in somehow jagging our first win in 11 months.

I donโ€™t think weโ€™ll be seeing youngย Charles for a number of weeks.

1 hour ago, waynewussell said:

So you're saying multimillion dollar industries are somehow more important than me when it comes to making laws to protect the citizens from Covid 19!

Absolutely true.

1 hour ago, Cards13 said:

Sorry to burst the bubble but it does appear so....ย 

โ€œwe have to open the economy and stop this welfare systemโ€.ย 

Just as long as you've put it on the record...

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4 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Gotta hand it to Spargo.

Puts in a round 1 performance at a levelย not seen since Isaac Weetra circa 2008.

Then coerced our premier albeit young small forward into attending a house party via an Uber during pandemic -ย ย hence robbing us a key piece of the puzzle in somehow jagging our first win in 11 months.

I donโ€™t think weโ€™ll be seeing youngย Charles for a number of weeks.

We'll have to call him 009 if he's conspiring to undermine and usurp Kozi for his position. ?

I would put Lockhart or Sparrow in as replacement.


1 hour ago, Cards13 said:

Unfortunately youโ€™re not a multimillion $$$ industry/game (lol)ย supporting thousands of people ww.

So it follows that Rio Tinto's detonation of ancient caves is acceptable because they're a multimillion $$$ industry and the laws that protect them are not to be confused with the laws that protect individuals from desecration of their spiritual sites.ย 

21 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

Which is Fantastic. However if you're in a European country where it's unfortunately dirt cheap, the smoking is ubiquitous and just dirty to have to walk through!

Rather live with all theseย dirty European smokersย than in the nanny state Australia has become ?

Nibbler

Pickett should serve another club weekโ€™s suspension in the practice match format, teach him from a young age not following proper AFL protocol is unacceptable.ย 

30 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Gotta hand it to Spargo.

Puts in a round 1 performance at a levelย not seen since Isaac Weetra circa 2008.

Then coerced our premier albeit young small forward into attending a house party via an Uber during pandemic -ย ย hence robbing us a key piece of the puzzle in somehow jagging our first win in 11 months.

I donโ€™t think weโ€™ll be seeing youngย Charles for a number of weeks.

Assumptions,ย  BBP.? ย ย  Were you schooled there.? ?


3 minutes ago, Vineytime said:

Pickett should serve another club weekโ€™s suspension in the practice match format, teach him from a young age not following proper AFL protocol is unacceptable.ย 

Agreed Vt.ย  He should wait now.

Is the whole Geelong team going to be suspendedย because the they broke social distances rules after their first two goals against the Hawks tonight?

3 hours ago, Jaded said:

It has to be done. Given no social distancing at training or games is possible, all it takes is one positive test to shut down the entire competition.ย 
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Say Pickett gets infected by the friend he visited. He tests positive and therefore everyone at the club and the opposition side we played have to be tested and quarantine. That means two teams at a minimum are out of the competition for up to two weeks, which means virtually the entire AFL has to close for two weeks. Itโ€™s a disastrous situation and I agree with the AFLโ€™s hard line.ย 

The outrage on here from my fellow Dees supporters is outrageous. The protocols have been put in place to keep all of us safe for all of societyโ€™s good, and we have hugely benefited from this having one of the lowest infection rates in the world.ย 
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This goes way beyond our parochial AFL interests, this is for the benefit of our whole society and we should be all immensely grateful that our governments have stepped up to the mark in a way the governments of the US and UK have not.ย 
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The self interest of our football team is minuscule by comparison, but we should all be proud that our club has done the responsible thing and self reported, in spite of several moronic comments on here along the lines โ€œhere we go again the MFC being insipid compared to the hard heads of the competitionโ€.ย 
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Social media is so incredibly stupid sometimes. Our supporters should be proud of our values, but sadly some are not.ย 

What a mess, a really young team selected (which is a risk) and then players being silly can derail all the work the coaching staff have put into the planning for the first game.


Iโ€™m even madder now that because of Kosiโ€™s stupidity I now have to watch ANB stink it up. Bloody hell!

1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

You mean like isolating for 14 days, oh no, it didn't actually say that did it

Never made a mistake in your life right Mr Infallible

Kozzy and Spargo just learnt a lesson the hard way

They are paid a huge salary that we contribute to so follow the simple f k n rules that have been put in place for you to continue to work.

The worst part is when we lose, by a goal when ANB misses a set shot after the siren everyone will blame Kossi.ย 

4 hours ago, Jaded said:

It has to be done. Given no social distancing at training or games is possible, all it takes is one positive test to shut down the entire competition.ย 
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Say Pickett gets infected by the friend he visited. He tests positive and therefore everyone at the club and the opposition side we played have to be tested and quarantine. That means two teams at a minimum are out of the competition for up to two weeks, which means virtually the entire AFL has to close for two weeks. Itโ€™s a disastrous situation and I agree with the AFLโ€™s hard line.ย 

I understand but i think itโ€™s ridiculous.ย 

The players arenโ€™t even allowed to take their kids to the park.ย 

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6 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

They are paid a huge salary that we contribute to so follow the simple f k n rules that have been put in place for you to continue to work.

The worst part is when we lose, by a goal when ANB misses a set shot after the siren everyone will blame Kossi.ย 

Many people throwing barbs when I dare say most would have been the first to whinge about being in isolation

13 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

They are paid a huge salary that we contribute to so follow the simple f k n rules that have been put in place for you to continue to work.

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Itโ€™s not hard.ย 


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