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Fumble fumble fumble fumble.. we seriously live for that [censored]


Sheed has had no opponent all day either. 

May is a good kick. Who regularly turns it over. Costs us another goal.

 

Just too many fumble at the crucial moment where a clean take and we'd be away, instead it's them.


Just now, MF-C said:

I’m glad the season is suspended. 
 

we’re so far from Pies, GWS, Rich and Eagles. 

We're looking a long way from a top 8 side let alone a top 4 side. 

Still no forward system at all and Tom McDonald is still very ordinary 


Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

If not for coronavirus Goodwin would have been gone by Queen’s Birthday.

Goodwin is the only person who’s job is safer because of Covid 19

"Winning on all levels"

 

Told ya Goody was a fraud.

 

Just now, binman said:

May is a good kick. Who regularly turns it over. Costs us another goal.

Why not swap him and TMAC over? Seriously.

What's the worst that could happen?


Somebody should mention to Hibberd that we’re the ones in the red and [censored] blue jumpers. 

Can we f'n take a mark? Thumbling everything no tackling pressure pi55 weak.

 

When we're all in lockdown/self-isolation, maybe Goody will run out of Mad About You reruns, and finally watch 'that' prelim, and maybe this game, too.

For lolz, of course, because it's clear he doesn't know what to do about it.

Edited by RedButMostlyBlue

@Lord Nev how's Simpson's 1 ruck idea going? Gawn getting smashed by Nik Nat AND Hickey. Making one of the best rucks in the game look like a simpleton.


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