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The New Home Base & Training Ground Thread

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1 hour ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Still shake my head that the east-Melbourne end of the MCG car park idea was scuppered. It made so much sense in so many ways.

Blame the local greens trying to save a tree, blame state gvt happy to pump 140 mill into Geelong redevelopment, all about political votes, club wasted almost a decade with this location obsessed of being near the G

 
10 hours ago, titan_uranus said:

I like the last bit that Caulfield is our only focus and the words “sorting it’s Caulfield plans,” which indicates to me that we are going there, but with some details to be finalised.

That is probably as encouraging as we are getting at the moment.

If we haven’t got a club update by late March, I am possibly attending a MFC supporter group function with King, Guerra and Steven Smith, who I have known for 50 years and I will definitely pump him and Guerra for any info that can be shared with DL.

52 minutes ago, waynewussell said:

Been watching Ch 9 news, have we?

Either that or reading the Herald Sun and listening to 3AW.

But that’s ok, because the CFMEU have clearly taken over the ABC. It all evens out.

 
35 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Blame the local greens trying to save a tree

The irony in all of this is there remains roughly 500 car parks at the MCG in this ‘save a tree’ scenario.

Those 500 car parks facilitate roughly 250,000 car trips from the outer suburbs to the G over a 10 year period.

My research tells me that keeping those 500 car parks is a 200x worse environmental outcome than removing roughly 50 established trees to facilitate the build.

4 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

The irony in all of this is there remains roughly 500 car parks at the MCG in this ‘save a tree’ scenario.

Those 500 car parks facilitate roughly 250,000 car trips from the outer suburbs to the G over a 10 year period.

My research tells me that keeping those 500 car parks is a 200x worse environmental outcome than removing roughly 50 established trees to facilitate the build.

The only thing keeping the car parking going on the grass in Yarra Park is the money that the council receives. Well overdue for car parking (except limited disabled spots) to be scrapped.

You don't get any better than the MCG for public transport and when a game is on park and ride spaces are usually empty. $1 train fares would be welcome.


On 25/02/2026 at 14:51, Redleg said:

When was the last time you saw 30 racehorses in a race at Caulfield and all running together, stretched across the track, at any point in a race? That is the only way your scenario could exist.

Why would heavy club machinery, other than lawnmowers need to go over the tunnel area?

Where did you get the figure of $20m for a tunnel under the track from?

He's talking 💩

15 thousand tons 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Plainly nfi

5 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

The only thing keeping the car parking going on the grass in Yarra Park is the money that the council receives. Well overdue for car parking (except limited disabled spots) to be scrapped.

You don't get any better than the MCG for public transport and when a game is on park and ride spaces are usually empty. $1 train fares would be welcome.

Lot of chatter in the US when it was announced an NFL games was coming to the MCG and they were stunned with the volume of car parking available at an elite sporting ground

3 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Lot of chatter in the US when it was announced an NFL games was coming to the MCG and they were stunned with the volume of car parking available at an elite sporting ground

i seem to recall they were more stunned by the LACK of parking required due to easily accessible public transport options

 
22 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

i seem to recall they were more stunned by the LACK of parking required due to easily accessible public transport options

Yep

those new stadiums they like to build are certainly well out into the boondocks. It's part of the model. Buy cheap industrial land and surround the arena with rent paying franchised restaurants.

Our arenas missed the boat on the surrounding revenue. (Docklands and MCG). Thank heavens

10 hours ago, Demonsone said:

10 hours ago, Macca said:

Do the players have to line up for the dumbbells?

Effectively YES. The gym is shared with Storm, who need it more than we do ( since their game is all about grunt), so we have to book in.


3 hours ago, Rednblueriseing said:

Whats the bet they push us to Waverley, pies take goshes back as second oval, and Caulfied is years away...

Thats one way to lose members

No one is cancelling their membership because we go to Waverley for a bit.

3 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Still shake my head that the east-Melbourne end of the MCG car park idea was scuppered. It made so much sense in so many ways.

Would have been an even bigger political minefield trying to take inner city parkland over. Not to mention the hare-brained idea of trying to build the HQ on top of the train tracks.

That we are trying to build a home base in the middle of a racecourse tells you how difficult it is to find enough available space to put a couple of ovals on that isn't an hour from the CBD.

13 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

That we are trying to build a home base in the middle of a racecourse tells you how difficult it is to find enough available space to put a couple of ovals on that isn't an hour from the CBD.

There you have it.

26 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Effectively YES. The gym is shared with Storm, who need it more than we do ( since their game is all about grunt), so we have to book in.

Couldn't the players bring their own dumbbells? As for booking sessions, so what?

I'm far more concerned with having a competitive playing list and that's more to do with the above the shoulders stuff right now ... the club lost it's way in the last couple of seasons

And it's a fairly long road back

As for the training facilities, we put up with what we've got until Caulfield happens ... Waverley as an interim factored in

Edited by Macca

19 hours ago, bluey said:

In my rough estimates the tunnel would need to be 7 metres deep, 7 metres wide, and up to 40 metres long and would provide little change out of 20 million.

2 metres below sea level, allowing for galloping compaction and strength to maintain safety for up to 15 thousand tons of horses and riders and machinery at times.

4 metres high and another metre of road base, concrete and reinforcement.

The length due to the track widths and allowing for disabled access would be around 40 metres long, plus sevices for fire sprinklers and lighting and communications

The old days of covering up a couple of water tanks and drums and calling it a tunnel are well and truly over.

Walked across the tracks yesterday. Went from just near the Schweppes billboard to the nearest the inner fence, at the lowest point. I'm 189cm, mostly legs. Took 126 steps.

Hardly scientific, but the tunnel will need to be long..... and very very deep at the club's end. With the amount of steps required going down, I'm thinking that maybe a footbridge is a better and cheaper idea. But, hell, what do I know?

Edited by Grr-owl


Apparently the biggest issue at Waverley is the parking (how ironic)

So we might have to train there at certain times in order to have 7available parking

Edited by Macca

5 hours ago, picket fence said:

How anyone could vote for this reckless, corrupt, and arrogant party is beyond me, anyone else is waaaay better!

Is this a footy forum or a political soapbox?

16 minutes ago, I'va Worn Smith said:

Is this a footy forum or a political soapbox?

Agreed, they should be employed building their racecourse temu tunnel.

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7 hours ago, Rednblueriseing said:

Whats the bet they push us to Waverley, pies take goshes back as second oval, and Caulfied is years away...

Thats one way to lose members

Aside from preserving the main oval, why do Collingwood want it?

I wouldn’t be sweating it, the seasons about to start.

Not moving anywhere now, be a massive upheaval and too ridiculous even for this club.


1 hour ago, I'va Worn Smith said:

Is this a footy forum or a political soapbox?

I thought Demonland was the epitome of a political soapbox et al

5 hours ago, KozzyCan said:

No one is cancelling their membership because we go to Waverley for a bit.

2 hours ago, roy11 said:

Aside from preserving the main oval, why do Collingwood want it?

Collingwood will use the bow mcg size surface as a second training ground along with the glass house in prime location, vfl, aflw, and afl, you need 2 ovals. We will move to Waverley and the members will be told we are focusing on Caulfied which could take ages and get forgotten in the background, unless we are told it's got the green light i wouldn't be moving

28 minutes ago, Rednblueriseing said:

unless we are told it's got the green light i wouldn't be moving

I wouldn’t be moving until things are signed and ground broken.

 
10 hours ago, Rednblueriseing said:

Whats the bet they push us to Waverley, pies take goshes back as second oval, and Caulfied is years away...

Thats one way to lose members

Prospective members don’t give a flying about that mate. The rusted on losers like us are the ones that care (aside from me and a few other enlightened posters) and we are signed up.

Win games and we will get back those members.

Just now, Rednblueriseing said:
Just now, Rednblueriseing said:

Collingwood will use the bow mcg size surface as a second training ground along with the glass house in prime location, vfl, aflw, and afl, you need 2 ovals. We will move to Waverley and the members will be told we are focusing on Caulfied which could take ages and get forgotten in the background, unless we are told it's got the green light i wouldn't be moving

Collingwood will use the now mcg size surface as a second training ground along with the glass house in prime location, vfl, aflw, and afl, you need 2 ovals. We will move to Waverley and the members will be told we are focusing on Caulfied which could take ages and get forgotten in the background, unless we are told it's got the green light i wouldn't be moving

1 hour ago, rpfc said:

Prospective members don’t give a flying about that mate. The rusted on losers like us are the ones that care (aside from me and a few other enlightened posters) and we are signed up.

Win games and we will get back those members.

Thing is you can't attract top end players when you can't compete with other clubs facilities


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