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Players that need a hair cut

Rodney (Balls) Grinter
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, ManDee said:

What does this mean? Do you understand what conservative means?

I think it means people who object to apostrophes being used when they're not needed, particularly when used to pluralise words such as tattoo and mantra.

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    43 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I think it means people who object to apostrophes being used when they're not needed, particularly when used to pluralise words such as tattoo and mantra.

    Na, mate.  Now you're confusing "conservative" with "dems  fik folks what dunno plain english"...!

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    6 hours ago, ManDee said:

    What does this mean? Do you understand what conservative means?

    If your uncertain what i'm referring to in my words,  I'll make it clearer, and use the term 'world right wing poiltics'.

    Maybe you'll find that to be clearer.?

     

    Now back on topic.

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    Some on here have a seriously weird obsession with other blokes' hair. Short back & sides ? It's not 1962 fellas. Can only assume it's driven by regret at being bereft in the follicle department

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    10 hours ago, ManDee said:

    What does this mean? Do you understand what conservative means?

    It's slang for [censored].

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    13 hours ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

    If your uncertain what i'm referring to in my words,  I'll make it clearer, and use the term 'world right wing poiltics'.

    Maybe you'll find that to be clearer.?

     

    Now back on topic.

    Now I understand.

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    3 hours ago, ManDee said:

    Now I understand.

    I don't think you understand anything from this comment,   just showing your ignorance and attitude.

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    3 hours ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

    I don't think you understand anything from this comment,   just showing your ignorance and attitude.

     

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    Couldn't be bothered

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    On 1/20/2020 at 8:18 PM, Go the Biff said:

    Some on here have a seriously weird obsession with other blokes' hair. Short back & sides ? It's not 1962 fellas. Can only assume it's driven by regret at being bereft in the follicle department

    Hell in 62 whenI had hair it was not short.

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    You'd need to be careful with the razor around the nether regions.

    One accidental slip and the resulting cut  could well end up causing arsenick poisoning.

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    20 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    all the players should be given an all over brazilian and 1mm buzz cut on top.

    Mmmmmm... as bare a baby BBO's bottom, just add Johnson's talcum powder for good measure ???

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    Must be something in the Gatorade over at Tullamarine.

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    I don't care what their hair looks like. Just play well and get us into the finals this season

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    2 hours ago, DemonWheels said:

    Must be something in the Gatorade over at Tullamarine.

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    BANG!!!

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    • 3 months later...

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    I'm going against the grain of this thread and putting it out there that I think Max's new mohawk rocks.  What's more I think it is the sort of thing that would get on the nerve opposition supporters and possibly opposing players.

    No doubt Max will come under additional scrutiny and pressure for it if we start loosing, so no pressure big guy, but I think the hair cut suits Big Maxy's style, in your face and warrior attitude so I recon he can pull it off, lead the team to victorious times with it and all the naysayers will eat whatever bad they said will come of it.

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    On 1/23/2020 at 12:24 PM, daisycutter said:

    all the players should be given an all over brazilian and 1mm buzz cut on top.

    Daisy,  your slip is sowing,  lovey.

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    57 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    I'm going against the grain of this thread and putting it out there that I think Max's new mohawk rocks.  What's more I think it is the sort of thing that would get on the nerve opposition supporters and possibly opposing players.

    No doubt Max will come under additional scrutiny and pressure for it if we start loosing, so no pressure big guy, but I think the hair cut suits Big Maxy's style, in your face and warrior attitude so I recon he can pull it off, lead the team to victorious times with it and all the naysayers will eat whatever bad they said will come of it.

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    Maxy's ado,  is getting us and our sponsors,  media exposure.

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    (wrong thread)

     

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