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Glorious hair. Hope he doesnโ€™t lose a bet and is forced to shave it off.ย 

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I don't think it matters a great deal, but he comes across as a really good bloke in that video.

I have had a question over his ball use (even referred to him as a butcher in the past), but I'm looking forward to seeing how he plays for us.

I hope that with another pre season under his belt and more kms in the legs, he'll be less impacted by lactic acid induced by gut running, and as a result improve his ball use.

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Bit of a question mark over his decision making. Said he was keen to play footy at one of the big Melbourne Clubs but went onto chooseย us.ย 

  • 2 weeks later...

Seems like a pretty unqiue blokeย ย and not your average footy bloke. I reckon him and Gawny should get along pretty well.ย ย 

Seems a ripper bloke, but there will be now questions over him from Demonland regarding his photography. We all know what happened to the last photographer we had. ;)

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yeah nah means noย 

nah yeah means yes


On 11/18/2019 at 8:38 PM, Deemania since 56 said:

Stanley the Alves, wore No.15 with pride and was the complete wingman. Good choice for Langdon. (Stan also had the best blind turn and run-around balk - at top speeds - than anyone I have ever seen on the footy field. No sheet!)

Robbieโ€™s for me

  • 2 months later...

This conversation hasnโ€™t been very helpful in letting us get to know our sponsored player. Yes, DeeArmy is sponsoring a player this season so if you see usย pushing the fundraising button you may know why!

At the moment weโ€™re in the dark. We want to know more about our boy. What are his strengths and where do you think heโ€™ll fit into our team?ย 

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37 minutes ago, DemonArmy said:

This conversation hasnโ€™t been very helpful in letting us get to know our sponsored player. Yes, DeeArmy is sponsoring a player this season so if you see usย pushing the fundraising button you may know why!

At the moment weโ€™re in the dark. We want to know more about our boy. What are his strengths and where do you think heโ€™ll fit into our team?ย 

I don't know anything about him as a bloke, though from the handful of interviews i've seen seems a pretty bright young man

But as player he will be super important for us and will make an immediate impact for the clubย 

A best 22 lock who will play the wing in every game and play a key role linking the back and front halves.

Super fit and whilst his offensive transitionย will get lots of deserved attention his defensive running might well make even more of an ย impact as evenย when we had most of our players fit andย firing in 2018 defensive running was not a strength.

Another important factor is his recruitment (and Tomlinsons) meansย we won't need to play players like Brayshaw on the wing who are better utilised elsewhere.

And to top off the package, by all accounts seems a dedicated and professional AFL player who trains hard and looks after himself.

A really terrific recruitment decision by bothย the MFC and the Demon Army. Well played.

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I reckon heย will be a favourite player by around,ย say, round 6.

That said, no one can compete for my 6 year oldโ€™sย sonโ€™s affection - it was initially Bernie Vince and now it is the Trac.

He is the youngest ever member of this club. Signed him up as a 20 week foetus, and the club acceptedย his application. Not necessarily fraudulent, but plainly desperate.ย It was during the Neeld years, They were desperate at the time,ย and I took advantage of it.ย 

Iโ€™m super proud of this fact. Itโ€™s almost worthy of a documentary (even though itโ€™d probably be really boring).

God bless us all, eh.

Weโ€™re top 4 this year.

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My daughter who turns 16 in July is a 17 consecutive year member - does that compete?ย 

they do a lot more ultrasounds in Singapore where she was made!ย 

35 minutes ago, spalding said:

My daughter who turns 16 in July is a 17 consecutive year member

Now that is very impressive spalding!

Predicting top 5 in our BnF next year. I really like him as a player and reckon heโ€™s still underrated in the wider afl community. On output heโ€™s very very similar to Brad Hill, but doesnโ€™t get spoken about in the same way. The fact heโ€™sย still young and we got him for a second rounder will proveย to be a big drafting success story for us. Heโ€™s going to own the MCG wing for years to come!

4 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

Predicting top 5 in our BnF next year. I really like him as a player and reckon heโ€™s still underrated in the wider afl community. On output heโ€™s very very similar to Brad Hill, but doesnโ€™t get spoken about in the same way. The fact heโ€™sย still young and we got him for a second rounder will proveย to be a big drafting success story for us. Heโ€™s going to own the MCG wing for years to come!

Different players of course. And different stages of their respective careers. But Langdon's recruitment reminds me of bringing in Steven icke. Icke filled a need and was a super consistent and reliable player for us. Bitย undeunderrated too.

6 hours ago, spalding said:

My daughter who turns 16 in July is a 17 consecutive year member - does that compete?ย 

they do a lot more ultrasounds in Singapore where she was made!ย 

Impressive.ย 

There's here-say that one member was even signed up 'pre wink'...however that may just be urban legend.


Nope - canโ€™t claim that!

I signed her upย for a family membership in feb2004 and added Emily with a birthday of ? July 2004ย -Even though ย my wife was only 4ย months or so pregnant ย with her.ย 
we had 4 kids in 5 years so I think I called her sex from the scan before the gyno did as I had seen so many of them in Singapore!ย .

shes a rusted on demon and says one of her life goalsย is to be the oldest demon member with the longest record of continuous membership:

god I hope she doesnโ€™t have to wait as long as I do for a premiership ( 53 years and counting).ย 

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7 hours ago, spalding said:

My daughter who turns 16 in July is a 17 consecutive year member - does that compete?ย 

they do a lot more ultrasounds in Singapore where she was made!ย 

Yeah same my 6 year old is a 7 year member and 4 year old into his 5th year of membership

Poor blokes ?

7 minutes ago, spalding said:

Nope - canโ€™t claim that!

I signed her upย for a family membership in feb2004 and added Emily with a birthday of ? July 2004ย -Even though ย my wife was only 4ย months or so pregnant ย with her.ย 
we had 4 kids in 5 years so I think I called her sex from the scan before the gyno did as I had seen so many of them in Singapore!ย .

shes a rusted on demon and says one of her life goalsย is to be the oldest demon member with the longest record of continuous membership:

god I hope she doesnโ€™t have to wait as long as I do for a premiership ( 53 years and counting).ย 

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No problem we are going to win three flags this decade. 2021, 2023 and 2027.

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

No problem we are going to win three flags this decade. 2021, 2023 and 2027.

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

No problem we are going to win three flags this decade. 2021, 2023 and 2027.

Thatโ€™s good to know. Roll on 2021 !ย 

3 hours ago, old dee said:

No problem we are going to win three flags this decade. 2021, 2023 and 2027.

Gotta wait another year??? Nah


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