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Finals Week 1

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Geelong gone now. Missed 3 set shots from 30 meters and now the Pies are running riot, kicking everything. Sound familiar? If you can’t nail the set shots from 30 to 40 meters in front you can’t win matches. As we learnt this year. 

 

Collingwood showing that pace and spread from the contest to dominate uncontested possession is the important thing in the modern game. 

We need to go hard after Langdon and others with pace and running power. 


OMG Dangerfield and Hawkins are whingers - learned their trade very well from their coach.

Really makes me feel a bit dirty but really want the Magpies to win this  

 

This game needs a Hannan 50 metre 3 bounce run and goal.

I rang up Sen last week said Geelong out in straight sets I am half way there. They where asking which players have to stand up for Geelong to win, I rang up and said the coach has to  stand up and stop complaining about having to play at the MCG, it  bad for Geelong.

 

Don’t know if it’s been said before but I actually dislike Geelong more then Collingwood. 

Tonight is a good result. 

12:48 to go in Q4 - Hawkins loses a ruck contest and just whines and holds his arms out ..... typifies the feelings of entitlement that they get when playing at KP but not at the home of footy. 


1 minute ago, monoccular said:

12:48 to go in Q4 - Hawkins loses a ruck contest and just whines and holds his arms out ..... typifies the feelings of entitlement that they get when playing at KP but not at the home of footy. 

This is the reason I’m going for the Filth, I can’t stand Geelong’s sense of entitlement. 

Have no difficulty with Geelong playing their home finals at KP as long as they play ALL their home games at KP.

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

This is the reason I’m going for the Filth, I can’t stand Geelong’s sense of entitlement. 

Gerard Whately interviewing Chris Scott is always Nauseating 

1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Have no difficulty with Geelong playing their home finals at KP as long as they play ALL their home games at KP.

Build a bigger Stadium or STFU

Simple


3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I wish that Howe fellow played for us, looks pretty good. 

# 30 goes alright

Cats have given up trying to man up.  

Thanks for gifting the Magpies a ticket to the Prelim, Hawks. [censored] [censored].


6 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

Ablett stank

Jingle bells, Ablett smells

Selwood ducked his head

Dangerfield whinged and squealed

Hawkins laid an egg.

 

*I’ll see myself out. 

 

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58 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Have no difficulty with Geelong playing their home finals at KP as long as they play ALL their home games at KP.

I had that thought too but apparently Geelong request all home games at KP.

 
45 minutes ago, SaberFang said:

Thanks for gifting the Magpies a ticket to the Prelim, Hawks. [censored] [censored].

I know and what did it achieve in the end for hawthorn? Nothing they didn't make finals and gifted the pies a top 4 spot. I was hoping they would lose then west coast put them out next week. Ugh now they are 1 win away from another gf. 

But part of me is happy to see geelong lose. I mean a year ago they went out in straight sets and tonight I was certain they would win and I reckon west coast can get them next week. If they go out in straight sets after finishing top then they should come under some heat. 

Listening to Chris Scott is like pulling molars out of my head. 

Club’s dicked. 

Over. 


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