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1 minute ago, AaronDaveyChipsAndGravey said:

It's a circus led by two absolute clowns

That's what happens when you fire in every which way, one of them is bound to hit eventually

 

This should be a reminder to those supporters who claimed "it's onlyyyy one bad year".

Every year is an opportunity missed not only to challenge for a flag, but to attract quality, to keep players happy, coaches happy, supporters on board and finance in order.

It's a snowball effect and if we have indeed missed out on him it's a big loss. 

Edited by stevethemanjordan

8 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

meanwhile Mark Stevens & Tom Browne ch7 colleague barely 24 hours earlier felt he was a good thing for re-signing @ the pies. Wonder what they'll say in the next 24 hours? 

Exactly.

No point getting emotionally invested in anything during trade time- it either changes by the hour or was never true to begin with.  It’s basically the bachelor.

 

Enjoy the drama and conjecture of it all!

 
2 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

Enjoy the drama and conjecture of it all!

Or just switch off completely until the end of it.

5 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

He'll be back soon enough espousing a must trade for a back pocket player.

@Demonland will have to get a restraining order out on the guy, wow. 

Anyway...for Browne to say we’ve resigned ourselves to not getting Elliott it sounds to me like he’s spoken to someone at the club. Or maybe he’s just talking out his [censored]? Who knows, we’ll know soon enough I suppose.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


Elliott's brother lives there and saw somewhere they are going on holidays together. Maybe just a visit to hear what the Lions are offering?

27 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Elliott's brother lives there and saw somewhere they are going on holidays together. Maybe just a visit to hear what the Lions are offering?

He’s heading off on a vacation today or tomorrow so it makes complete sense to go and see their facilities before he goes away.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 
35 minutes ago, picket fence said:

You cannot be serious Charlie Spargo compared to Jamie Elliot??

Well Typical MFC Cannot lure real talent!! Just typical!

Charlie Spargo will be 10 x the player Jamie Elliot is, that is unless Elliot accepts our offer. 

7 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Elliott's brother lives there and saw somewhere they are going on holidays together. Maybe just a visit to hear what the Lions are offering?

This will be the last big contract of his career- he would be negligent not to.

 

 


2 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

Maybe a nice Demonland group activity could be to go down to Goschs Paddock this summer and build a dunny together. 

do we put this activity on hold now?

55 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

He’s crap anyway 

time to start a "we dodged a bullet" thread, ethan?

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

time to start a "we dodged a bullet" thread, ethan?

Absolutely. I’ve heard his hamstrings are done and when he’s in rehab he likes a beer. Bullet-dodged Neo from Matrix style. 


When he toured our ‘facilities’ he brought his dog and it dropped a turd in the middle of the paddock, he knew then and there he wasn’t coming to us.

“As The Age reported on Saturday, the Demons launched their bid for Elliott weeks ago while Fagan met him recently. The Lions reportedly had used their injury-free run in 2019 as a selling point to the oft-hamstrung forward.

Umm ok. We got lucky with injuries this year, it's bound to happen next year too. ?

 

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32 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

do we put this activity on hold now?

Don't both clubs share a car park? Would be bloody awkward for him if so. Maybe building another car park and wall to keep out the undesirables first on the agenda...

Edited by John Demonic

So has he made a choice yet or are we just wrist for nothing?

Whatever his choice we should be happy they fenced off the West gate bridge


1 hour ago, AaronDaveyChipsAndGravey said:

Tom Browne on 7 reporting that we're "resigned to the fact we're not getting him"

Mark Stevens also said he had signed at the Pies yesterday.  They don’t know 

56 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Absolutely. I’ve heard his hamstrings are done and when he’s in rehab he likes a beer. Bullet-dodged Neo from Matrix style. 

Whatever, it IS TIME WE DODGED ANOTHER JIM TILBROOK-LIKE BULLET. REMEMBER?  KELVIN T, GEORGE LAKES, AND ALL THOSE OTHER SEMI MESSIAHS WHO TURNED INTO DUST AND BULLDUST BEFORE OUR EYES.

Edited by dieter

 
1 hour ago, stevethemanjordan said:

This should be a reminder to those supporters who claimed "it's onlyyyy one bad year".

Every year is an opportunity missed not only to challenge for a flag, but to attract quality, to keep players happy, coaches happy, supporters on board and finance in order.

It's a snowball effect and if we have indeed missed out on him it's a big loss. 

Also a reminder to the players and the so called leadership group.


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