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Im a cat?

 

Edited by ding
haha this post makes no sense when it ended up on a new page all by itself....

 

My eyes light up every time someone posts something new in this thread. And then I’m constantly disappointed.

 
Just now, A F said:

My eyes light up every time someone posts something new in this thread. And then I’m constantly disappointed.

Makes 2 of us mate!


On 10/1/2019 at 8:10 PM, faultydet said:

And I'm actually a thermonuclear explosion.

Clearly the charisma guy at any social gathering.

 

I’ve forgotten what this thread was about..?! 

?

 
Just now, PaulRB said:

I’ve forgotten what this thread was about..?! 

What is any thread about here other than MFCSS and potting each other and/or the club?


My cats breath smells like cat food.

3 hours ago, PaulRB said:

I’ve forgotten what this thread was about..?! 

?

Is he any relation to Wayne?

1 hour ago, Unleash Hell said:

Is he any relation to Wayne?

No, but about a decade ago we were caught associating with his bad uncle, Tan.

Edited by Demon Disciple

I didnt know he had Asian heritage 


12 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

No, but about a decade ago we were caught associating with his bad uncle, Tan.

Sure you're not his cousin, Joe?

2 hours ago, demonstone said:

Sure you're not his cousin, Joe?

Not bad....

Maybe you've gone a little bit Far

Edited by Unleash Hell


11 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Would be interesting to see how they’d go about getting King in whilst spending a high pick on Jamarra Ugle-Hagan.

Come on, Ben. Commit to Melbourne. ;)

 

No more a "terrible look" than doping them up on magical high draft picks.

What a dogs breakfast.

The AFL should offer Ben King a $1 million dollar bonus (on top of his salary) if he re-signs with GC next year, rather than giving them pointless draft picks. 


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