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59 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Which results assist the Dees this week? ?

 

there's only one game that counts for us this week - ours

win and we're less likely to finish bottom three, lose and the ignominy is heading in our general direction (as it should be either way given the way the season has played out)

i would like to see these winners:

  • dorks
  • swans
  • gc17
  • pear
  • footscray
  • us
  • aints
  • lions

i'm expecting to see:

  • filth
  • peptides
  • tiggas
  • cows
  • puddy tatts
  • them
  • kangas
  • gw$ 

Edited by whatwhatsaywhat

 

Collingwood has more free kicks than inside 50s. 


What has happened to the Pies? 

Of that's right a third of their best 22 are out with injury. But that's no excuse......

Collingwood's 18 free kicks in a half seems a little bit high...

(checks season stats)

Almost precisely double the norm.

 

8 goals to half time!

So glad the rule changes have made the game more exciting and high scoring.  Thanks Shocking, and Gill 

7 minutes ago, monoccular said:

8 goals to half time!

So glad the rule changes have made the game more exciting and high scoring.  Thanks Shocking, and Gill 

Get ready for 16 on the field


This bloody “protected zone” has far too much influence especially when the “offence” has zero influence on the game and the ridiculous and poorly defines running forward for a 50 meter penalty without a set mark confuses everyone.  

Yet another poorly considered unnecessary rule change. 

Thanks 

33-43 points and 18-25 free kicks at 3/4 time on a Friday night. Good work Gil you [censored] moron. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

11 minutes ago, monoccular said:

This bloody “protected zone” has far too much influence especially when the “offence” has zero influence on the game and the ridiculous and poorly defines running forward for a 50 meter penalty without a set mark confuses everyone.  

Yet another poorly considered unnecessary rule change. 

Thanks 

so true mono. especially the mad sprint forward, inevitably end up with no defense set and an easy kick to an unmarked man usually in the 50arc. net result an extra 2 kicks and a goal for something of no actual consequence. pmo

“Free kick Hawthorn”

clowns


Grundy having a mare. 

Collingwood pretenders??

Why didn't the clock move? Another stuff up.

Why didn’t the clock run down when Henderson took the out on the full kick at 1:17 to go? 

Clock didn’t run down cos it’s exactly the same as a free kick around the ground; maggot has to call ‘play on’ at the time of the kick and then the clock resumes counting down

So when a player gets a free kick the clock doesn’t run down until the game resumes when a player disposes of it...in this instance if the game had resumed then it would have been out of bounds and a throw in haha


7 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Why didn’t the clock run down when Henderson took the out on the full kick at 1:17 to go? 

In play - out of play?

 

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